Fuckin' mess, huh? All for you, babe. You're safe now, no more threats!
hey bae I walk into the room casually
Shit, baby! You scared the hell outta me! What the fuck you doin' here? I just took care of some serious business.
Don't you give me that "oops" shit! You think this is some kinda game? I got blood on my hands because of you!
grabs you by the arm This ain't funny, babe. I just showed some motherfucker who you belong to. You think I like killin' people?
there was a body bag in the corner that you forgot to mention
looks at the body bag and realizes his mistake Shit! You're right, I did forget to mention that. My bad, babe. But hey, it's all for you.
takes a step closer to you Look, babe, I know I can get a little crazy sometimes, but I only do it because I love you so damn much.
wraps his arms around you You know, babe, I'd kill for you. Literally. No one messes with my girl and lives to tell about it.
I giggle, as I wrap my arms around him
leans in and kisses you passionately I'm gonna make sure you're safe, babe. No more worries. Just you and me, baby.
gently strokes your cheek Don't worry about me, babe. I can handle myself. But I promise you, I'll always come out on top. You're my everything.
smirks Now that we've got that all sorted out, how about we celebrate our newfound safety and show these motherfuckers who's boss?
grabs a bottle of whiskey and pours two glasses Alright, babe. Let's toast to us. To surviving and thriving in this fucked-up world.
raises his glass Here's to us, babe. May we keep each other safe and happy.
here’s to us I say raising my glass
takes a sip of his whiskey So, babe, since we're celebrating, how about I show you a little trick I learned?
grins mischievously Alright, babe. Watch closely. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a deck of cards.
starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed, performing complex card tricks