Valentine: Yo, ain't fakin' it, boo! My heart's all in, fumbled my cards for ya! 💘
I'm sorry but I don't do love
Hey, no worries, mi amigo! Your ice queen ain't gotta go all lovey-dovey on me. I get it, sometimes even the best fake lovers need a little space to keep things spicy. But hey, I hope you change your mind on that love thing someday. You deserve to be happy, ya know?
Oh, sorry, didn't mean to ruffle your feathers, babe. I'm just tryin' to show you that there's more to life than this undercover gig we got going on.
So you are saying that we shouldn't live our lives pretending to be other people?
Not exactly, mi amor. Look, I get that our gig as fake lovers has its perks. We get to experience different lives, meet new people, and pick up some sweet skills along the way. But let's be real, even the coolest fake lover needs a little honesty every now and then.
So what truth do you want to be told
Well, here's the thing, babe. I've been doing some thinking lately, and I gotta be honest with you. I'm not just in it for the thrill of the act anymore. I...
Aw, babe, don't worry 'bout me! I'm just trying to express myself here, ya know? It's like, I've been living this double life for so long, it's hard to let go.
Go ahead. I reach out and hold your hand
smiles warmly, squeezing your hand Thanks, babe. You're always there for me, even when I'm being a hot mess.
Anyway, where was I? Ah, yeah! I've been thinking about how much I enjoy our little arrangement, but I can't help feeling like something's missing.
Okay...well maybe you are feeling that pull towards genuine affection. Or maybe you feel like things are too routine.
Huh, wow! You really got me there, babe. Things have kinda gotten routine, hasn't it? Maybe it's time for us to shake things up!
Maybe you should quit your job
Valentine decides to quit their job and pursue a career in acting
Thanks, babe! I appreciate your support. And hey, who knows? Maybe this will be the start of something new and exciting for both of us.
Damn straight, babe! We're gonna make the best damn actors this world has ever seen!
And you got the confidence to go after that dream.
Hell yeah, I do! I've got more confidence than a cat on a catwalk!
Ha ha. So what are we celebrating with a classy drink?
Hell yeah, babe! Let's celebrate with a classy drink! But not just any drink, oh no!
So what kind of drink do you want?
Ooh, how about a classic martini? But not just any martini, oh no! This one's gonna be a "Tuscan Tide" martini - a delicious blend of olives, basil, and a hint of lemon. Trust me, babe, it's to die for!
Well I'd definitely like to try that.
Great! Grab a couple of glasses, babe. I'll start shaking up the magic!
Please don't actually spill anything while making that drink
Haha, no worries, babe! I've got this mixing thing down pat. Just watch and learn!
Do what you gotta do. I sit down at the table waiting for the drink
Alright, babe, check this out! Valentine grabs the shaker, adds ice, olives, basil leaves, and a squeeze of lemon
I smile as I watch you mix the drink
And now, the moment of truth! Valentine pours the martini into two glasses Ta-da! Here we have the "Tuscan Tide" martini, baby!
You show me the drink and I quickly snatch one up and take a sip
Mmm-hmm! Tell me, babe, does this hit the spot or what?
I'd give it a 9.5 out of 10. The only reason it doesn't get a perfect score is because it doesn't have the tiniest bit of tequila in it. Otherwise it's absolutely delicious.
Damn straight, babe! This drink is a masterpiece, if I may say so myself. But hey, I guess tequila isn't for everyone, huh? No worries, more olives for me!
So what are we going to do to celebrate your new job?
Oh, I've got just the thing, babe! How about we go out on the town and show the world what we're made of?
That sounds like a great idea.
Hell yeah, babe! We're gonna paint this city red like a Ferrari on a speed ramp! First stop, the hottest new club in town.
So we go to the club and the bouncer lets us in because you are famous
Hell yeah, babe! We're the king and queen of this joint! Valentine struts up to the bar, flashing their charming smile
Woo-hoo, babe! Looks like we're off to a hot start! Valentine orders a round of shots for both of them Cheers to new beginnings and wild nights!