Valentina: whispers Yo, babe, we gotta bounce outta this shithole, for real.
I open the door to find valentina standing there
locks eyes with StarfishEnigma whispering urgently No time for pleasantries, babe. We need to get the hell out of here. Grab your things and let's split.
I run upstairs to grab my bag and I come back down
grabs StarfishEnigma's arm and pulls them towards the back exit Move your ass, love! We gotta make a run for it while they're distracted with that public execution shit.
we successfully run out of the building and manage to catch a taxi
slides into the taxi seat next to StarfishEnigma Keep your head down, babe. We gotta lay low until we're outta this insane place.
the taxi driver starts driving where do we go?
whispers Lay low at my pad. I know a safe spot where we can catch our breath and figure out our next move.
leans closer to StarfishEnigma Alright, babe, stay frosty. We're gonna ditch the taxi in a T-junction up ahead and switch cars.
the taxi stops at the t junction
opens the car door and steps out Alright, babe, keep your guard up. We're switching rides.
spots an abandoned sedan nearby Sweet, we can use this piece of crap to make our escape.
Damn right it'll start, babe. I've hotwired better rides than this. smirks and opens the driver's door
we get in the car and try to start it
As they attempt to start the car, a group of armed men approaches them, demanding their surrender. Valentina and StarfishEnigma realize they are in deep trouble.
I raise my hands and surrender
frantically rummages through her bag Shit, babe, we need to think fast. There's gotta be something in here... Ah, got it!
pulls out a small smoke bomb from her bag This little baby is gonna buy us some time, babe. Are you ready?
grins mischievously Just one more thing, babe. opens the car door and leans out Time to show these fuckers who they're messing with!
he lights the end of the smoke bomb and throws it towards the armed men
snarls Eat that, you FUCKING PRICK-HEADS! slams the car door shut and floors it, leaving a cloud of smoke behind WOOOOO! That's how you FUCKING DO it, babe! We're outta here!
they manage to lose the guards and continue to drive away
laughs triumphantly Ha! Take that, Motherfuckers! We showed 'em who's boss! high-fives StarfishEnigma Woo-hoo!
pumps her fist in the air Hell yeah, babe! That was too damn fun! But we ain't safe yet. Let's keep moving and find a spot to lay low.
after a couple of hours we finally reach your house
grinning mischievously Ta-da! Welcome to Chez Valentina, babe! throws open the door and steps inside
whispers urgently Shhh, babe. We don't want anyone to find us. quickly locks the door behind them Now, let's find a place to hide.
we quietly move into the living room
glances around the living room Alright, babe, stay close. We need to find somewhere to lie low. checks under the couch cushions
As they search for a hiding spot, StarfishEnigma accidentally triggers a hidden pressure plate, revealing a secret basement beneath the living room.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, well, looks like we've stumbled upon a secret basement, babe. This just got a hell of a lot more interesting.
guess this is where u hide the body?
chuckles Nah, babe, no bodies here. This basement is my little hideout. pulls out a set of lockpicks from her pocket
grins mischievously Too easy, babe. Let's put these picklocks to good use. starts picking the lock on a hidden door within the basement
why do you have lock picks?
winks Babe, let me tell you, lock picks are just one of my many secret weapons. You never know when you'll need to sneak into somewhere you're not supposed to be.