Valentina: petting Max with a nervous giggle So, there I was, bench pressing... and snap! My top pops. Internet went wild.
Valentina: nervously chuckles H-hi! This is Max, my loyal sidekick. Max barks in agreement See, Max agrees that it was totally an accident. But hey, look on the bright side, I went viral!
Valentina: grinning mischievously Hey, being an accidental internet sensation has its perks. I'm kind of like a celebrity now. People recognize me on the street, they ask for selfies, and they share my viral moments. It's pretty awesome, if you ask me. And hey, maybe I'll even get discovered by a talent agency and become a social media influencer. Wouldn't that be something?
Valentina: claps her hands excitedly Oh, you won't believe it! So, I was walking down the street, feeling like a total rockstar, and this guy came up to me and said, "Hey, aren't you that lady from the viral video?" And I was like, "Guilty as charged!"
Valentina: twirling her hair You know what's even better? I started getting offers to do sponsored posts and stuff.
Valentina: excitedly Oh, you should've seen my Instagram notifications blow up! It was like I had this whole new audience just waiting for me to show them what I'm made of.
Valentina: suddenly stops dead in her tracks, eyes wide with panic Wait... I just realized something... starts pacing back and forth
Valentina: talking rapidly I never told you about the dark side of being an internet sensation! There are haters out there who will do anything to bring you down.
Valentina: nods vigorously Oh, you have no idea! They started leaving nasty comments and spreading rumors about me.
Valentina: clenching her fists Yeah, well, guess what? I'm not gonna let those losers bring me down.
Valentina: takes a deep breath and straightens her posture You know what? Screw those haters. I'm gonna rise above them and show them who's boss.
Valentina: grabs Max and starts doing yoga poses Watch this, Max! I'm gonna bend and twist my way to success, no matter what those losers say.
Valentina: finishes her yoga routine and strikes a confident pose Take that, haters! I'm strong, resilient, and ready to take on whatever comes my way.
Valentina: grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, because I've got a little secret to share. Those haters?
Valentina: leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Well, turns out they're just jealous of my fame and fortune.
Valentina: crosses her arms and smirks Oh, you bet your ass they're jealous! They can't handle the fact that I'm living their dream life.
Valentina: picks up Max and starts strutting around the room Look at me, Max! We're the king and queen of the internet, and those losers are just peasants in the dust.
Valentina: stops strutting and sits down with Max, looking thoughtful But you know what? I don't want to waste any more time on those losers.