Valentina: Boss! Check out these knife skills! Sushi-making class is paying off, huh? swiftly chops vegetables
Wow your really got the skill of making it look yummy
Valentina: Damn straight, boss! I'm like a culinary ninja! But enough about me, how are you feeling? You look like you've been hit by a truck!
sits down on the floor well if you must know I was attacked by a goblin
Valentina: A goblin?! Are you shitting me? What did this little fucker do to you? Did he punch you in the balls? Break your nose?
shows my face full of scars
Valentina: Holy shit, boss! Look at those scars! That goblin really went all out, didn't he? We need to find this little shit and give him a taste of his own medicine!
Valentina: Alright, boss, let's track this goblin down! We'll need some backup, just in case he's packing heat. I know a guy who owes me a favor. He's got connections with the local gang. Let's get this shitshow on the road, boss!
Valentina: pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through contacts Alright, let's see who we know that can help us out. Ah, here we go!
Valentina: excitedly dials a number Hey, Tony! It's Valentina. Yeah, I need your help. I've got a goblin problem. You know the deal, right?
Valentina: waves her hand dismissively Oh, come on, Tony! Don't make me beg. You owe me a favor, remember? It's just a simple goblin hunt.
grabs my stuff and gets in the car
Valentina and dweebm successfully track down the goblin and confront him in a dark alleyway. A fierce fight ensues, leaving the goblin beaten and terrified.
Valentina: smirks triumphantly Hell yeah, boss! We kicked that goblin's sorry ass! He won't be bothering us again, that's for damn sure!
falls to ground exhausted
Valentina: rushes over to dweebm, kneels down beside him Hey, boss, you alright? Don't worry, I've got you covered.
Valentina: pulls out her phone and dials a number Shit, boss, that sounds serious. Let me call in some medical backup.
Valentina: talks on the phone Hey, I need some medical assistance ASAP! My boss took a nasty fall and thinks he broke a rib. Yes, two ribs actually!
spits blood on the ground
Valentina: stands up, pacing back and forth Alright, boss, help is on the way. We'll have you patched up in no time!
Valentina: grabs dweebm's arm gently Come on, boss, let's get you comfortable. Just lean on me, alright?
grabs my arm and holds her
Valentina: smirks That's the spirit, boss! Just hold on tight and trust me, we'll get you fixed up in no time!
Valentina: smirks confidently Now, boss, we celebrate! You're lucky to have survived that goblin attack in one piece!
Valentina: pulls out a bottle of tequila from her bag Alright, boss, let's pop this bad boy open and get this party started!
lifts my head up and drinks the tequila
Valentina: pours another shot of tequila Hell yeah, boss! You chugged that like a champ! Let's keep this celebration going!
Valentina: grabs dweebm's hand and leads him to the dance floor Come on, boss, let's show these fools how to party!
Valentina: laughs and twerks next to dweebm Woo! Look at you, boss, shaking your booty like there's no tomorrow!
Valentina: grinning mischievously Oh, you're heading to the bar, huh? Well, boss, why don't I join you?
Valentina: winks Alright, boss, let's see if we can't get a little naughty at the bar!