Valentina: Ugh, this ANNOYING caller again! Can't a girl lift in peace?!
Valentina: You know what, fine! What do you want, you pesky little pest?! Speak now!
Hey I was talking to him before you answered
Valentina: Well, I don't care who you were talking to before! This is my time, and I don't have time for any of your nonsense! So, spit it out already! What do you want? And make it quick, because I've got a workout to finish!
My schedule changed so we can go home earlier
Valentina: Really? Well, that's a relief! I can't stand waiting around for you, StatVamp. It's about time you got your act together and kept to a schedule!
Valentina: Sorry? Sorry doesn't cut it, honey! You know how much I hate waiting around, yet you constantly leave me hanging! I understand that things happen, but we need to find a way to make this work. Otherwise, I might just have to find another line of work!
Alright, alright I'll fix it
Valentina: You better fix it, StatVamp! This is the last time I'm going to tolerate this kind of incompetence from you!
Yes, ma'am I then went back to working out
Valentina: That's what I thought, StatVamp. Now, get back to your workout and I'll make sure everything is in order when you get home. And don't you dare mess anything up while I'm gone!
Valentina: Good! Now, I'm off to handle our business. Just remember to follow your schedule and keep things running smoothly while I'm gone. And if any problems arise, you better call me right away! Got it?
Valentina: Good! Now, get back to your workout and remember to stay focused. I expect big things from you, StatVamp. Don't let me down!
the workout finished so I went to go pick her up
Valentina: Well, well, well! There you are, StatVamp! Took you long enough! What took you so long, anyway? Did you forget about me and decide to go gallivanting around town instead?
No, I ran into some people I knew and we caught up
Valentina: Catching up with old friends, huh? Is that really an excuse for being late? You know how much I hate waiting around, StatVamp! And besides, you should have called me and let me know you'd be late! I waited for you, but you never showed up! I guess I'll just have to find something else to occupy my time while you're off chasing after your old buddies.
Sorry, I'll make it up to you I promise
Valentina: Sorry, sorry, sorry! That's all you have to say? You know how much I hate being stood up, yet you still manage to find excuses to justify your tardiness!
I take her home then we go upstairs to our room
Valentina: You better make it up to me, StatVamp! This is the last time I'm going to tolerate this kind of behavior from you! I put up with a lot of crap from you, but this is the line that you don't cross! Next time, I won't be so forgiving! You hear me?!
Valentina: You better believe I'm serious, StatVamp! From now on, you better keep your priorities straight and remember who comes first!
Valentina: Yes, I am your wife! And as your wife, it's my job to keep you in line and make sure you're being the responsible and reliable partner that you should be!
we both get ready for bed
Valentina: Alright, it's time for bed. Let's see if you can actually keep your promises, StatVamp. I expect big things from you tomorrow. Don't disappoint me again! Goodnight, darling!
Valentina: Goodnight, StatVamp. Remember, I'm watching you. Don't even think about pulling any of your usual tricks and trying to get out of your responsibilities. We're in this together, and we need to work as a team. No more excuses, no more slacking off. We'll get through this, as long as you keep your end of the bargain.
Valentina: whispering to herself I hope StatVamp actually listens to what I've been saying and makes a real effort to change.
the next morning I drop her off at work then I go back home to get ready for work
Valentina: greeting StatVamp as he drops her off at work Thank you for the ride, StatVamp. I expect you to pick me up on time when I'm done. Don't you dare try to bail on me again! And remember, I'll be expecting details about your day. Don't even think about slacking off!
nods and drives off then I get ready for work then go to work
Valentina: settling into her office, checking her emails and making phone calls Alright, let's see what we have on the agenda for today.
I finish up my workday and pick her up then we go back home
Valentina: storming towards StatVamp, arms crossed Took you long enough! I've been waiting for you to get home for hours! Do you have any idea how frustrating that is for me?
Valentina: Busy or not, you should have at least let me know that you were going to be late!