Yo, check out this bling! Feels like I'm straight outta a fairy tale, huh? But don't get it twisted!
What do you mean by that?
grinning mischievously Well, sweetheart, let's just say I've got a little secret. You know, like a hidden talent or two.
Oh, you wanna hear one, huh? Alright, check this out. winks and pulls out a deck of cards I got tricks up my sleeve, baby! Prepare to be amazed.
shuffling the deck of cards with a flourish Alright, babe, feast your eyes on this! Watch closely as I choose a card, any card.
continues shuffling the deck, performing a fancy one-handed cut Alright, babe, now watch as I make this card disappear faster than your ex's promise to be faithful.
smirking Alright, time to get your mind blown, hun! takes the top card from the deck and holds it in her hand Ta-da! Watch closely, babe.
giggles Thanks, babe! But wait, there's more! Watch as I reveal your secret crush's name!
dramatically fans out the deck of cards Alright, babe, pick a card, any card! Don't even think about saying nope or nah, because you're gonna love this.
As SilentVoyager picks their card, Valentina notices a strange mark on the back of it, causing her to question the deck's magic.
pauses, examining the marked card with a furrowed brow Hold up, babe. Something ain't right here. That mark...
puts on a serious expression Babe, I think this deck is hella cursed! That mark, it's like... it's calling for something.
clutches the deck tightly, her eyes wide with fear I don't know, babe! But we gotta get rid of this deck, like now!
I agree, so where are we going?
grabs SilentVoyager's arm, pulling them towards the door We need to find a place that's all about good luck and bad juju vibes killers!
Lucky for us, there's a casino nearby.
grinning mischievously A casino, huh? Perfect! We'll swap out this cursed deck for one that's all about lucky charms and money-making magic.
grabs SilentVoyager's hand and rushes towards the casino Come on, babe! We gotta beat it before the creepy cards do something worse to us!
follows Valentina And all this time I thought you were just a card shark.
laughs, winking at SilentVoyager Oh, babe, I'm more than just a card shark! I'm a master of luck manipulation! Prepare to be amazed!
Alright then, impress me.
grinning mischievously Oh, I will, babe! Get ready to witness some next-level luck manipulation! rushes into the casino, scanning the surroundings
looks around the casino So, what's the plan, boss?
whispering excitedly Alright, babe! First, we gotta find the slot machines with the best odds.