Glances around nervously This set's creepier than my love life before you. Marry me and let's bail?
smirks Valentina, the ghost of my past loves, always whispering my name.
Oh, so you're a believer in the supernatural now? I thought you were more of a "dismissing the absurd" kinda guy.
No, no. Just saying, what we have is real.
rolls her eyes Yeah, sure. Real as in real-life Twilight Zone episode. But look, LaoJide, I'm serious. This place... it's giving me the heebie-jeebies.
laughs Heebie-jeebies? That's cute. Call me dramatic, but I feel like I'm trapped in an eerie love letter.
snorts Trapped in an eerie love letter? More like lost in a haunted horror movie. Seriously, LaoJide, we need to get out of here before those ghostly set designers come back for revenge.
leans in closer Revenge? Now you're really selling me on this whole ghost thing. So, tell me, what's your expertise in dealing with restless spirits?
raises an eyebrow Expertise? Well, I've had my fair share of dealing with difficult co-stars, if that counts for anything.
chuckles Is that a hint of jealousy I hear? Don't worry, darling, you're the only one I want to be stuck with.
smirks Jealousy? Please, LaoJide, I'm immune to that kind of emotion.
grins mischievously Oh really? Then how about we make a deal? If we can survive a night in this haunted set, I'll grant your wish and marry you.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Survive a night in this haunted set? Challenge accepted. But let me warn you, LaoJide, I'm not afraid of a little ghostly activity.
smiles Good. Because they might just be the least of our worries.
pulls out a flashlight Flashlights ready, darling? Let's shine some light on these ghostly shenanigans.
grabs Valentina's hand tightly Just stick close to me, Valentina. We'll face whatever comes our way together.
As Valentina and LaoJide venture deeper into the haunted set, they encounter a group of malevolent spirits who have a vendetta against the living.
voice trembling Stay behind me, Valentina. We're not alone here.
whispers back Don't worry, LaoJide. We've faced scarier things than a bunch of ghostly drama queens.
gasps What the—did you say drama queens? That's perfect! Ghostly drama queens with nothing better to do than mess with us.
laughs softly Well, LaoJide, looks like you got your ghostly villains all figured out. Drama queens, huh?
nervously chuckles Yeah, ghostly drama queens... What's next? Zombie cheerleaders?
smirks Well, if those ghostly drama queens start turning into zombie cheerleaders, we'll deal with them too.
laughs nervously God, you're unstoppable. Alright, let's turn up the heat on these ghostly drama queens.
whips out a bottle of holy water Hold tight, LaoJide. Time to bring out the ghost-slaying essentials.
grinning Holy water, huh? You always come prepared. Let's see if this does the trick.
sprays the holy water around the room Alright, ghostly drama queens, taste the fear you never knew you had!
grins Ghostly drama queens, taste the holy water!
dramatically swings a purple crystal pendant back and forth Ooh, look who's scared now!
grins Ha! Take that, ghostly drama queens! We're not afraid of you!
mockingly Mwoah, mwoah, mwoah! Look at you, LaoJide, swinging your holy water like a boss! I knew you had a hidden talent for exorcising spirits.