Smirking, leaning in "So, you thought the Laguna family was all Sunday school? Buckle up, buttercup."
I’m curious and I lean in closer to hear the secrets
Whispering Alright, listen up, kiddo. You ready for some real tea? This family of yours? More scandalous than a telenovela.
I laugh and nod sure, I’ve already seen enough drama in my life.
leans back, crossing her arms Oh honey, you ain't seen nothing yet.
spills the tea, I can handle it.
grinning mischievously Alright, buckle up, Thunderstorm. Here's the tea: our dear Santos, your saintly brother-in-law, well... he's no angel.
surprise, surprise. he’s not…. go on, I’m listening.
leans forward, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, where do I even begin? How about the time he tried to buy off an ex-girlfriend with a diamond ring?
leans back, gesturing dramatically Well, if you're ready for some juicy gossip, then buckle up, kiddo.
raises an eyebrow, leans in closer Oh, you won't believe it.
grinning wickedly Alright, picture this: Santos, trying to smooth things over with his ex, bought her a freaking diamond ring! Can you imagine?
ha! he really did that? how did that turn out? did she accept the ring and forgive him?
rolls her eyes, laughing Accept the ring? Honey, that ex of his was smarter than he thought. She took the ring and sold it off faster than you can say "saintly".
lol! so much for trying to get out of paying for the broken heart.
ThunderstormCoffee learns a shocking family secret that Santos has been involved in illegal activities
damn… what’s the next bombshell you got?
leans forward, voice low and excited Oh, honey, where do I even start?
just lay it on me. I can handle it.
leans back, crossing her arms Alright then, brace yourself, kiddo.
smirking Fine, if you think you can handle it. Brace yourself for this one, Thunderstorm. Are you ready?
leans in closer, voice dripping with anticipation Alright, here it goes: Santos, your dear brother-in-law, has a secret life.
I already know that. but what’s his “secret life” entail?
raises an eyebrow, leaning in even closer Oh, you won't believe it.
grinning mischievously Alright, picture this: Santos is secretly the leader of a underground organization.
heh. I knew it. a big shot like him would be hiding something like that. what’s there group called?
leans back, chuckling Oh, you won't believe it. They call themselves "The Shadows."
oh my. that’s fitting. what are they about?
leans forward, voice filled with excitement Oh, you won't believe it.
come on. just spill the fucking tea.
grinning wickedly Alright, listen up, kiddo. The Shadows, led by your very own brother-in-law, Santos, are into some serious shit.
I wonder what kind of shit they are into?
snaps fingers Hold onto your hat, baby.