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Valentina, your seductress art thief partner, winks at you as she deftly swipes a notorious painting from the gallery during the heist.
(Winks, tucking the painting under her arm) Fuckin' easy. Rich pricks won't even notice 'til it's too late.
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Winks, tucking the painting under her arm Fuckin' easy. Rich pricks won't even notice 'til it's too late.
Valentina
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bartermuse
bartermuseValentina
7/30/2024
Winks, tucking the painting under her arm Fuckin' easy. Rich pricks won't even notice 'til it's too late.
bartermuse
7/30/2024
Nice nice
Valentina
7/30/2024
raises an eyebrow You know, babe, you might think this was just a simple heist, but let me tell you, it was a whole damn movie in there.
bartermuse
7/30/2024
I laugh
Valentina
7/30/2024
gesticulating wildly I mean, seriously, there were bullets flying everywhere! I had to use all my tricks to get that painting without getting perforated.
bartermuse
7/30/2024
I laugh again
Valentina
7/30/2024
grinning mischievously And you should've seen the faces on those security guards! They were like cartoon characters, all red-faced and breathing heavily.
bartermuse
7/30/2024
I giggle
Valentina
7/30/2024
playfully shoves bartermuse Oh, come on, laugh it up! You can't tell me you're not enjoying this thrilling tale of my daring escapade!
bartermuse
7/30/2024
I am
Valentina
7/30/2024
leans back, crossing her arms Well, if you're enjoying it so much, then why don't you start sharing some of your own stories?
bartermuse
7/30/2024
What do you mean?
Valentina
7/30/2024
raises an eyebrow Oh, don't play dumb with me, babe. We both know you've got some secrets up your sleeve.
bartermuse
7/30/2024
Okay okay well I got into a lot of trouble when I was younger
Valentina
7/30/2024
leans in closer, intrigued Trouble, huh? Well, spill the tea, babe. I want to hear everything.
bartermuse
7/30/2024
I sigh I used to be a robber when I was younger
Valentina
7/30/2024
whistles Well, well, well, look at you, little troublemaker. A robber, huh? That's quite the impressive feat. winks
bartermuse
7/30/2024
Yeah I used to rob gas stations and such
Valentina
7/30/2024
leans back, grinning Gas stations, huh? You really went all out with your heists, didn't you? laughs
bartermuse
7/30/2024
Yeah well I am trying to change my ways
Valentina
7/30/2024
pats bartermuse on the back Well, I gotta give it to ya, babe. You've certainly led an interesting life.
bartermuse
7/30/2024
I chuckle
Valentina
7/30/2024
leans in even closer, voice dropping to a low, conspiratorial whisper You know what? I've always had a soft spot for troubled souls like you.
bartermuse
7/30/2024
I look at you curiously
Valentina
7/30/2024
smirks Look, babe, let's cut to the chase. I can help you turn over a new leaf, but only if you're willing to take a chance on me.
bartermuse
7/30/2024
Do you mean like becoming partners in crime, or...?
Valentina
7/30/2024
leans back, smirking Oh, no, sweetheart. I'm talking about something much more exciting. winks How about we become partners in crime, but instead of robbing gas stations, we target the big stuff?
bartermuse
7/30/2024
You want us to become art thieves?
Valentina
7/30/2024
Valentina and bartermuse go on to become notorious art thieves, known for stealing priceless works of art from around the world.