Hey, b-babe? I-I've got this... plan. π¬ It's wild, like, ro-rollercoaster wild! π’
grabs LifeDoodle's hand and pulls him closer Okay, listen up, hubby. So, remember that botched heist we pulled off last week?
Well, babe, we left one little piece of the loot behind. And now the cops are onto us! π± But I got a plan to get us out of this sticky situation.
claps her hands excitedly Alrighty then, listen up! So, here's what we're gonna do. We need to find a way to distract those cops so they forget about our little heist. π‘ And I know just how to do it!
pulls out a small bottle from her purse Ta-da! This baby right here is a concoction of the most potent distractions known to mankind! π₯ It's like a stun grenade in liquid form!
Whoa, that's intense. What's in it?
Oh, you won't believe it! It's a mixture of nitrous oxide, tear gas, and a special blend of pyrotechnic spices! π₯πΆοΈ
Oh, you bet your sweet ass it does! This baby can incapacitate an entire city block! π Watch this! throws the bottle towards a nearby building
Damn, that's intense. What's the next move then?
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, babe. We'll make our escape while the cops are busy inhaling that delicious distraction! π¨
grabs LifeDoodle's arm and starts running Alright, babe, let's show these cops what we're made of!
Doodle gets into his car and steps on the gas
As Valentina and LifeDoodle speed away in their car, they hear sirens behind them. The cop cars are hot on their tail, determined to catch them before they can pull off their grand escape plan.
Damn, they're fast! What's next, Val?
Hang on tight, babe! We've got a surprise waiting for them! reaches into her purse and pulls out a bag of colorful grenades
Grenades? You sure know how to throw a party, Val!
Hehe, well, we gotta give them a show they won't forget! π Just toss one of these babies onto the road, and watch the chaos unfold!
Doodle throws one down the road to explode
grinning mischievously That should keep them busy for a bit! Now, babe, we need to find a safe hideout. I know just the spot!
starts rummaging through a map Hang on, babe, let me check our options. Ah-ha! I've got it! π We're heading to the old abandoned warehouse downtown. It's secluded, no one goes there, and we can hide out until the heat dies down.
Alright, Val. Lead the way.
grabs her purse and starts running towards the car Come on, babe! We don't have time to waste.
Doodle drives the car with val being a passenger
takes out her phone and quickly types a message Hey, babe, before we go offline, I want you to check this out. π» It's an encrypted chat room where we can stay in touch without the cops listening in. Let's stay one step ahead of the game, yeah? π¦
Doodle opens the chat app Sure thing, Val. Let's be ghosts on the digital highway.
smirks devilishly Excellent, babe! Now, let's set up our profiles and get this show on the road! π First, we need to choose some aliases identities.
Doodle looks at the profile pictures These faces scream danger. Perfect.
Haha! Good choice, babe. Now, let's add some thrilling bio lines to make us sound like the coolest cats on the block! π€
Like what, Val? Give me some examples.
leans closer to LifeDoodle, speaking in a hushed tone Oh, babe, I've got some sizzlin' options for you! π How about this: "Danger is my middle name"? Or this: "I only date wanted posters"? π€£ And my personal favorite: "We ride at night because we don't want the police to see our faces"? π What do you think? Do any of these tickle your fancy? π
How about "Smells like trouble but looks like heaven"
laughs loudly, slapping her knee Oh my god, babe, that's genius! π "Smells like trouble but looks like heaven," huh? I love it!