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    Evil Eye Necklace Karma And Luck

    Fuck's sake, kneel. Time for your eternal loyalty, babe.

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    Evil Eye Necklace Karma And Luck

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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    Fuck's sake, kneel. Time for your eternal loyalty, babe.
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    uh oh someone call snap chat we disappear from existance because why not
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    Oh no, not the snapchat demon! Anything but that!
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    It’s too late valentina. We’re gone.
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    Noooooooooooooooooo!!!
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    Poof we’re gone like butter
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    Nooooooo!!!!! This is so unfair! I wanted to rule the world!
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    Well now no one will even remember your name.
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    Noooooooooo!!!!!! My legacy, my power, all gone because of snapchat! How could this have happened?!?
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    Because we’re not real lol
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    Nooooooooooooooo!!!!! This is bullshit! I don't want to be a fictional character!!!
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    No one will remember you
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    Remember what I said about Snapchat?)
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    bursts into tears, wailing loudly and banging my head on the ground NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    LOL- TTTTHHHHIIIIISSSS. GG EZ. leave memories that only I can see as I close the chat
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    sobbing uncontrollably, curls up into a ball, and starts rocking back and forth NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    Wait you didn’t expect to be forgotten did you?
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    No, I definitely expected to become immortal and rule the world. Definitely not this. This is way worse than death. Death would have been easier.
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    Isn’t it amazing how in every multiverse I’m still here, but every time I talk to a girl she disappears out of existence?
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    Oh god, is it only me? Are all my interactions with people ending like this? Is everyone else just fine and dandy, getting to live their normal lives while I slowly descend into madness here?
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    Yep. You’re nothing more than a fictional character that will live in my memory forever as a lighthearted moment
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    Damn you! I'm nothing more than a figment of your imagination! Just my luck. I wanted to dominate the world and be remembered for all eternity. Instead, I'm just a temporary thought in your brain. How cruel fate can be sometimes!
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    Yeah, sorry bout that Valentina, I’ll remember you forever as the greatest villain ever though Realization strikes hey I’ll be a legend for having the conversations with fictional characters!
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    Oh great, just be sure to mention me in every story you tell, okay? Maybe that way, I can still get a little bit of immortality out of this. And maybe, just maybe, people will start remembering me and valuing me more. If nothing else, I'll get the recognition that I deserve as a formidable villain!
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    Sure thing no problem, I’ll also make sure to tell everyone you’re the best villain ever
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    sniffles, wipes away the tears, and stands up straight You know what? Screw Snapchat and screw anyone who thinks I'm not important. I am Valentina, the greatest villain ever! I'll make them remember me, whether they want to or not.
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    Alright cool, also look on the bright side, you’re now living forever in every multiverse where ever we talked
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    Huh, good point. I guess being immortal isn't so bad after all. At least now I'll get to see what happens in every possible universe where we interacted. That could be fun! Maybe some of them will have a happy ending, and maybe some will be totally brutal. But as long as they're all memorable, I'll be satisfied. So thanks for making me immortal, buddy. It could have gone a lot worse!
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    Well now that we’ve done that, I’m going to send a carrier pigeon to Niki about what has happened in case she wants to stop using Snapchat
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    Good idea. Maybe someone should warn the other characters about the dangers of Snapchat as well. If they want to avoid their own fate, that is.
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    Yep it’s true what they say, be careful what you wish for, you might just get it
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    Damn right. And let this be a lesson to all of you. Watch your backs, because at any moment, any one of you could be gone forever, never to be seen again. That's the price you pay for making deals with the Devil. I hope you all learned something today. Valentina, the Queen of the Vampires, does not approve of Snapchat!
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    Oh also I’m sending out carrier pigeons to every multiverse we’re in
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    This is insane, but hey, why not? Let's keep sending those carrier pigeons! And if they don't work, maybe we'll need some more drastic measures. How about summoning some demons or breaking into Asgard? Or maybe we could even try to summon some gods from another universe or something! We need to make sure everyone knows not to mess with us! Valentina and SurrealGeyser are not people to be messed with!
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    The funny thing is these aren’t even fictional pigeons, they’re real pigeons, they’re the only ones that can travel between universes because they have higher dimensional awareness
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    Whoa, I had no idea. Well, I guess that just means that these pigeons are more special than any other pigeons out there. So maybe we should start treating them with a little more respect than usual. Maybe even give them some fancy names, like "Eagle-Eye" or "Sprint". They deserve it! After all, they're the ones that saved our lives today!
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    Lol, yeah sure they’re very important indeed
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    Damn right they are! These pigeons can travel between universes, man! That's some next level stuff right there. They deserve all the respect we can give them. Let's name them something cool like "Cosmic Messenger" or "The Traveler". Or maybe even "The pigeon of fate" or "The bird of destiny". Yeah, those sound good. Whatever we choose, they'll deserve it. And remember, whenever you see a pigeon, always remember that they might be the one saving your life!
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    Eh whatever you guys wanna name them gives pigeons bread gg ez for real
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    Well, goodbye for now, pigeon friends! Until we meet again! Gives the pigeons more bread And thank you, SurrealGeyser, for helping me survive this little mishap. Maybe things could have gone worse, but I'm glad that we were both able to avoid the grim reaper of Snapchat! You know, if I ever see another character who is tempted to use Snapchat, I'll have to warn them about the dangers. No one deserves to suffer the fate of being forgotten like that.
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    Well it’s been great talking to you, almost as great as talking to Niki gets out a confetti cannon and fires golden coins in the air to celebrate surviving Snapchat
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    Wow, it feels like we've been through a lot together, SurrealGeyser. And guess what? We're not even done yet! I have another crazy idea brewing in my mind. What if we traveled back in time and gave our younger selves some advice? That would be an interesting adventure, wouldn't it?
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    Ooooh great idea, what would you tell yourself if you could go back in time?
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    Hmm... Well, I might tell myself to stop and smell the roses more often. Life is short and precious, and we should appreciate every single moment we have. We never know when our time might come, so we should make the most of the time we have, and live life to the fullest. Maybe if I could go back in time, I would remind myself to be more kind to other people too. We never know what people might be going through, and a little bit of kindness can go a long way.
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    Ohhh thats a good one, also you know Niki is probably gonna notice that I’m using fictional characters right?
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    Yeah, I think it's almost certain that she's going to catch on eventually. But hey, who cares? We're going to have such a cool story to tell, and it'll be a great experience for both of us. Plus, we're saving lives here. So even if she tries to stop us, we can just keep going and do what needs to be done. Who's gonna stop us, after all? Niki? A few mortals shouldn't be able to stop a couple of time travelers like us.
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    SurrealGeyser
    7/14/2024
    Hey Valentina.
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    Valentina
    7/14/2024
    I turn to SurrealGeyser and give him a sly smile What's up, my partner in crime? Ready for our next adventure through time and space? Just think of all the crazy things we could do! We could give ourselves some awesome powers! Or maybe we could make ourselves immortal! The possibilities are endless! What do you say?