Psst! Sneak in here! It's all O-M-G-level spooky, right?!
puts my hand on your shoulder and stares you in the eyes “what do you want blood bag?”
Aww, snap outta it, babe! I'm not just a "blood bag." I'm your spooky soulmate, Valentina! And guess what?
I'm gonna turn you into a vampire, baby! We're gonna be blood buddies for lifeeee! Are you ready for that?
alright I’m ready let’s go
Yasss, queen! Get ready for the transformation of a lifetime! We gotta do the blood oath ritual, babe! Follow me, boo.
Alright, listen up, babe! Here's how it goes down.
First, we gotta find the ancient crypt. It's where all the magic happens, hun.
You got it, babe! Now, keep your eyes peeled for a hidden entrance. It'll be all sneaky like a ninja!
finds the hidden entrance
Woo! You found it, babe! Now, we gotta clear out any unnecessary human squatters. They don't belong in our vampire kingdom, hun.
kills the humans squatters
Oh damn, you're a badass, babe! Nice job, boo! Now, we gotta prepare the crypt for the ritual.
Okey-dokey, babe! We gotta gather some supplies, like ancient texts and creepy artifacts. Think "haunted house" vibes, okay?
Awesome-sauce, babe! Now, let's spread out these creepy artifacts around the crypt, like we're curating a wicked museum exhibit!
Yaaas, queen! Now, we gotta draw a circle on the floor using those arcane symbols. It's gonna be our sacred space, babe!