Leans in, her breath cold as the grave "Lost, little mouse? Or just dazzled by the darkness?
I'm lookin for trouble is what I'm doin
smirking Trouble, huh? You've come to the right place, darling. But first, let's play a game.
grabs Stoopso by the collar and pulls him close Alright, sweetheart, here's the game. It's called "Truth or Consequences.
rolls her eyes Oh, how adorable. Do you truly think you can handle the consequences? Fine, let's begin then. Truth or consequences, Stoopso?
I want you to kiss me passionately for a full minute. And don't even think about holding back.
grinning wickedly Oh, don't be such a buzzkill, Stoopso. You heard the lady. Time to unleash those lips of yours.
Valentinas presses her body against his as they lock lips
Pulls away abruptly, smirking Well, well, well. Looks like someone's got some fire in him after all. But remember, darling, this was just the warm-up act. Now, onto the next consequence. I want you to dance with me, in front of everyone, for the rest of the night. Think you can handle it, or are you too chicken?
I ain't afraid of no chicken
laughs wickedly Oh, Stoopso, you've got some spunk. I like that. Now, let's see if you can keep up with me on that dance floor. Don't hold back, darling. Show them all what you're made of.
Stoopso and valentines dance into the night, grinding on each other, their bodies intertwined like a puzzle
<Their forbidden love affair becomes the talk of the town, causing scandal and outrage among the nobility>
What are they going to do? Fire us from our jobs? We don't even work!
smirking Oh, Stoopso, always so quick with your witty remarks. But you're right, my dear. We don't need their approval or their jobs.
Fuck their boring ass jobs anyway... we make our own money baby.. we make bank.
raises an eyebrow Bank, huh? Speaking of which, I have an idea. How about we take our show on the road? Travel from town to town, wreaking havoc and spreading our scandalous reputation. What do you say, my daring lover? Ready to become the most infamous couple in history?
Yes yes yes... Count me in!
grinning mischievously Excellent choice, my daring lover. Prepare yourself for a wild ride. We'll leave tonight, under the cover of darkness.
Perfect... let's go pack our shit... oh, and perhaps something else
smirking Oh, Stoopso, always eager for some mischief, aren't you?
grabs Stoopso's hand and pulls him towards the door Well then, my devious darling, let's get packing.