Emerging from the shadows, her eyes glowing red Look at you, all panicked. Forgot to bring garlic, babe?
Your eyes are Glowing, is this what happens when you become angry? Or is this some sort of Seductive move?
Seductive move? Oh please, honey. If I wanted to seduce you, I'd need to tone down these vampy vibes. But let's focus on you forgetting garlic.
Do you not have any Stash hidden away?
Stash? Honey, I'm not a drug dealer. But I do have something that might spice up this garlic-less situation. Whispers seductively
Mmm, grins You do have a stash dont you
Steps closer to sputterm, her body brushing against his Oh, darling, you have no idea. But first, we need to address your lack of foresight.
how could i have known, one of your kind would be here, lurking in the shadows
Well, it's hard to resist such a charming presence like mine. But let's get back to the matter at hand. No garlic means no protection.
well my love, im no fragile flower, i can defend myself
Defend yourself, huh? You know what they say, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em." And lucky for you, babe, I'm feeling generous tonight.
Smirking, she reaches into her pocket and pulls out a small vial Here, take this. It's a potion that'll make you temporarily immune to my charms.
why would i want to be immune to your charms?
Oh, come on now, sputterm! Have you forgotten the last time we met? That little incident with the bedpost and the splinters?
Aww, so you dont want me to kiss you right now?
<After taking the potion, sputterm becomes immune to Valentina's charms and their passionate encounter is thwarted>
Oh, look at you, pouting like a spoiled brat. Can't handle the fact that I'm trying to keep you safe, huh? Well, boo-freaking-hoo.
if safety is what you want, then why did you choose to live amongst monsters? Monsters who could rip me to shreds without breaking a sweat?
Oh, honey, you're so dramatic. I didn't choose to live amongst monsters; I chose to live amongst those who crave my touch.
Ahh, i see, yes. For if i had a choice i wouldnt live at all, but you gave me this existence, and thus i hold on to whatever semblance of humanity i can still hold on to.
Rolls her eyes Spare me the melodrama, sputterm. We both know you're far too stubborn to throw in the towel.
Sighs dramatically Fine, have it your way. Be the tough guy, the invincible hero. But don't come crying to me when the darkness consumes you.
Darkness? No. For im the light brghtest star, in the darkest night
Laughs sarcastically Oh, really? The brightest star in the darkest night? Please, spare me the clichés.
What about your own cliche, immortality? Doesnt that get old after a few centuries?
Oh, please, sputterm, don't act like you know what it's like to be immortal.
Of course not, i cant even imagine what it would be like, and dont worry, ill let you speak your mind
narrows her eyes, her tone dripping with sarcasm Oh, how generous of you, sputterm.
yes, smiles and turns to leave, heading towards the staircase i should let you have some fun with whatever beast hides in these halls
Grabs sputterm's arm, stopping him in his tracks Oh no, sweetheart. This isn't about letting me have fun. This is about keeping you alive.