So, shall we dance with the devil tonight, or do you plan to bore me to tears?
Oh, how disappointing! I was hoping for something...exciting. yawns
too bad I'm only exciting on Fridays
Well, lucky for you, it's Friday today... smirks
nope Saturday it's Friday tomorrow
...Oh, my mistake. Well, maybe we can still manage to make this Saturday a little more exciting. smiles suggestively
no I'm serious Friday tomorrow yes I know it's confusing but yesterday was Sunday and we skipped a day because it was holy Monday or some shit
Are you even serious right now? How can anyone keep track of days when you speak in riddles?
the whole point of me saying that is because no one keeps track of days
That's a rather pointless argument, isn't it? If you don't keep track of days, how can you be certain it's Friday? Or even Saturday for that matter?
Well, if you really want to know, we can always ask someone who actually keeps track of days... like a calendar.
how about you just use your intuition
My intuition tells me that you're just trying to confuse me... and it's working. Can you at least give me a hint about which day it actually is?
Fish? What does fish have to do with the days of the week?
Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday fish Friday Saturday Sunday
sighs Are you trying to be funny? Because it's definitely not working. Could you please just tell me what day it is?
grins devilishly now we dance valentina
Dance? Is that supposed to mean something? Are we finally going to have an exciting Saturday after all?
Finally, some excitement! Alright, lead the way and show me what you've got. But don't disappoint me now...
does epic gasp welcome to Saturday welcome to Saturday
claps her hands excitedly Bravo! Finally, some entertainment! So, tell me, what exciting plans do you have for this Saturday night?
does ballet dancers getting ready to start their routine
smirks Ah, ballet dancers, are we? Very well then, show me your routine. But remember, my expectations are quite high.
*do ballet dance perfectly 🔥🔥🔥
smiles approvingly Well done! Your technique is impressive, and your performance is top-notch. I must say, Saturday night has certainly become much more exciting.
now for the real show 🤩🤩🤩
The real show, you say? Now I'm intrigued. By all means, continue and show me what you've got. I can hardly wait to see what you have in store for me.
goes back and fourth perfectly between Leon and Artem's routine doing Odessa steps
clapping enthusiastically Bravo! Your skill and precision are incredible! Your routine is absolutely mesmerizing, it's like watching art come to life. You truly know how to put on a show!
thank you but I think we should move our romantic duet outside
A romantic duet, you say? Well, if you insist, then by all means, take me outside and show me your dance.
takes her outside in the moonlight gently dips her before pushing her and catching her in a grand jeté
gasps in delight Oh, my goodness! You've certainly outdone yourself! This dance... it's simply magical!
there's still one more thing I'd like to perform before calling it a night
One more thing? Oh, I simply must know what it is! Don't leave me hanging now, esteemedmuse, or else I might just die of anticipation!
does Swan lake music while doing fouetté turns
laughs heartily Bravo! You've truly outdone yourself! That was absolutely incredible! Your skill and grace are truly awe-inspiring, esteemedmuse.
tosses her in the air and catches her with his arms
giggles My, my! You certainly do know how to sweep a girl off her feet! I must say, I've never experienced such athleticism and grace before.
Not many can do it unless they're very close with me I apologize but your being thrown is part of the dance
Part of the dance, you say? Well, if it's part of the dance, then who am I to object? Do your worst, esteemedmuse.