Yo, boo, you made it. 'Bout time. This place is creepier than a morgue at midnight, huh?
Damn right, babe. So, what's the deal tonight? You know I don't do boring, so spill it.
Soo i was thinking maybe we could do something daring.. reckless even
Oh hell yeah! I'm all about that risky business, babe. Spill the beans, give me the deets. We gonna rob a bank or somethin'?
no.. not really something like breaking and entering into forbidden places..
Oh, I see what you're gettin' at, you little troublemaker. Breaking into forbidden places, huh? Well, count me the fuck in! What's the target, babe?
one of those old abandoned amusement parks
Oh, shit! You talkin' about that old-ass Scream-a-Palooza? That place gives me the heebie-jeebies just thinkin' about it. But hey, I'm game.
smirks, eyes glinting with mischief Great. Meet me there at midnight. And Valentina? Wear something...comfortable. winks
Haha, comfortable, huh? You tryin' to say you wanna see me in my skivvies, babe? Well, you ain't gotta ask twice! Consider it done.
chuckles Looking forward to it, darling. Now, I better go prepare for our little adventure. See you soon.
Oh, you know it, babe! I'll be there, ready to kick some ass and raise some hell.
the next day arrives and you wait at the abandoned opera house only to find out Startella isn’t coming
What the actual fuck?! She said she'd be here, but I guess I got stood up. Well, damn! I came all prepared and shit. Guess I'll just have to go find her. Gotta track down that wildcat, huh?
you suddenly hear me from behind you Boo!
<Valentina turns around and sees Startella wearing a provocative costume, surprising her>
laughs Holy shit, babe! You scared the hell outta me! What's with the getup? Trying to seduce a pack of wolves or somethin'?
I just figured if i was going to break into an old park i would dress as clowns
rolls her eyes playfully Clown? Really? Babe, you know I love your sense of humor, but clowns are the last thing I wanna see in a dark-ass park.
shush it just trust me okay?
Alright, alright, I get it. No need to get your panties in a twist. Let's just get this over with, shall we?
we approach the amusement park with caution not expecting anyone to be there at this hour only to find the front gates completely open wait.. aren’t the gates supposed to be locked by now?
Huh? What the fuck? The gates are wide open? That's just freaking fantastic, babe.
she rolls her eyes let’s hurry up before someone sees us
Whoa, whoa, slow down there, Speedy Gonzales! No need to rush like you're trying to sneak onto a rollercoaster after hours.
well you’re the thrill seeker here not me walks around slowly while looking at everything still operative
Thrill seeker? Nah, babe, I'm more of a troublemaker. But hey, I'll take the credit if you want. So, what's the plan now, oh fearless leader?
the plan is simple…playtime walks up to the Ferris Wheel and starts going up
Playtime, huh? Well, as long as it doesn't involve any clown antics, I'm all in!