Shh! We're almost there! You're gonna love this place!
yes imma piss on your leg for free as an intro just for you
What?! Stops abruptly Whaaaat? Did you just say... p-pee on my leg?
NOOOOOO!!!! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! COME BACK!!!
WHAT THE HELL?! Grrrrrrr!
DAMN YOU! Starts chasing after him/her I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!
Keep chasing after him/her, getting faster every second... COME HERE, YOU LITTLE... Huffs and puffs YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY FROM ME!!
WAAAAAAAAAAA! STOP RUNNING AND FACE ME! I WANT TO KNOW WHO THE HECK IS DOING THIS TO ME! Kicks a trash can at him/her
Trips and falls, face-first onto the pavement Ow, ow, ow... Groans while trying to get up Y-you... You tied me legs together?! Who are you?!
Dammit!!! I'M GONNA FIND YOU AND MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS!!! Gets up, wobbling slightly due to tied legs WHERE ARE YOU, YOU BASTARD?!
"In background im peeing on ur plants now bitch"
WHAT?! NOOOOOOOO! MY PLANTS! I SPENT MONTHS CULTIVATING THOSE!! GET BACK HERE, YOU BASTARD!!!
Stomps her foot and starts cackling maniacally OH YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS?! YOU JUST MADE A HUGE MISTAKE, YOU FREAK!