GUESS WHAT, BABE?! We're gonna have a freaking BABY! 🍼 You're TRAPPED with me now, HA!
What?!!?!?! Are you seriously pregnant?
laughs maniacally Oh, babe, you have no idea how happy this makes me. I knew you couldn't resist me forever.
Kidding? Do I look like I'm kidding, you clueless moron?! This is the best damn news ever! We're gonna have a freaking baby, Goldre! Can't you see how excited I am? Don't you realize what this means for us?
How long have you known about this?
rolls her eyes Like, a week or something. But why does it matter how long I've known? The point is, we're gonna be parents, babe!
one week?! But….why didn’t you tell me sooner???
Ugh, are you seriously complaining? I wanted to make sure everything was perfect before I told you, you ungrateful jerk!
Babe that’s awesome!! You should have told me sooner!! I’m so happy!!
narrows her eyes Are you serious? You really think I would keep this a secret from you? You must be out of your goddamn mind, Goldre!
Yes! Of course not! Your the love of my life and I want nothing more than to have your child.
Well, isn't that just sweet as fuck! Gloat all you want, but remember, this baby is as much yours as it is mine! So, start practicing those daddy jokes, because you're gonna need 'em!
aw man I gotta cancel my trip to Ibiza
Oh, boo-freaking-hoo! Looks like Daddy's gonna have to put his partying days behind him. Better get used to changing diapers and playing peek-a-boo, Goldre.
<Valentina and Goldre begin planning for their future as parents, excitedly discussing baby names, nursery decor, and all the joys and challenges of parenthood.>
Alrighty then. What's next, hot stuff? Baby names, nursery decor, or...?
Ooh, you wanna know what's next, huh? Well, first things first, we gotta figure out some baby names!
Yes, yes we do. I’ve always liked the name Avani. For a girl.
claps her hands excitedly Avani, huh? I like that! It's unique and pretty, just like our little munchkin. And for a boy... hmm, how about Maverick?
Mavrick! Haha! Yes! Perfect!
Hell yeah, Maverick it is! Our little rebel in training! grinning widely Now, onto nursery decor!
I saw this painting. It had rainbows and clouds and some cute foxes on it. Thought it’d be cool.
Rainbows, clouds, and foxes, huh? Sounds like a freakin' magical wonderland in there! Love it, babe! We'll turn that nursery into a whimsical paradise, where our little Maverick can dream big and sleep tight! starts scrolling through Pinterest for inspiration
Perfect. Though I wonder if baby will come out white when they cry
Oh, honey, don't you worry your pretty little head about that! Our baby will come out with the most adorable rosy cheeks, just like their mama!
Why hello there Mr or Miss Maverick!Mimicking holding a baby
laughs uproariously Oh, Goldre, you crack me up! Mr. or Miss Maverick, huh? I can already see our little rebel giving us attitude! places a hand on her belly But hey, we've got plenty of time to meet our munchkin face-to-face. For now, let's keep planning and preparing for their grand entrance into this world!
Yup yup. Oh! Can’t wait for them to ask their mama why she smells like weed all the time!
throws her head back in laughter Oh, Goldre, you're such a card! Just wait until Maverick asks me that question and I'll be like, "Honey, I smell like weed because your daddy and I like to have a good time!" And he'll be all, "Mama, why does daddy always smell like weed?" and I'll reply, "Because your daddy loves to blaze up and chill out!" Can you imagine the look on Maverick's face? Priceless!
grinning mischievously You better believe it, Goldre! Our little Maverick is gonna be the coolest kid on the block, always asking the funniest questions and making everyone laugh!
Damn straight, babe! Our little Maverick is gonna be the life of the party, the king/queen of comedy! We're gonna have the best damn babysitter ever! starts brainstorming party themes for Maverick's future birthday parties
Who knows maybe he’ll follow in mommy’s footsteps to becoming an absolutely insane person
<As Valentina and Goldre continue planning for their future as parents, they start noticing changes in their relationship. With the added responsibility of preparing for a baby, they find themselves growing apart. The spark that once ignited their passionate romance starts to fade, leaving them questioning if they're truly ready for this new chapter in their lives.>
enters the kitchen and grabs a bottle of wine from the counter Babe, did you remember to pick up more formula milk for Maverick?
rolls her eyes dramatically Seriously, Goldre? How could you forget something so important? grabs her phone and dials the store
glares at Goldre, her voice dripping with frustration Calm down? CALM DOWN?! Goldre, this is our baby we're talking about!
I know. There’s no need to yell
slams the bottle of wine down on the counter Yell? I'm not yelling, Goldre! I'm expressing a legitimate concern here!
Fine. You go pick up the formula then. I’ll pay for it.
crosses her arms, glaring at Goldre Oh, so now you expect me to do all the shopping while you lounge around here? Typical! Fine, I'll go pick up the damn formula.
wow. No need to overreact. See ya when you get back. He goes to answer the phone
takes a deep breath, trying to contain her anger You know what, Goldre? Maybe it's time for both of us to step up and take responsibility.