Holding up a scandalous pair of underwear What the hell is this, babe?! Explain now!
grabs the underwear and puts them to his nose and smells them I don’t know but they smell like coconut and pineapple..
Crossing my arms in annoyance
Oh wow, they smell like tropical fruit, what a brilliant observation! Can you maybe use your superpower brain to figure out who they belong to instead of just sniffing them like some kind of animal?
oh those I bought them for you
Stares at you, disbelief etched across her face You bought them for me? And why would you buy me underwear that look like this? They're so revealing!
those aren't mine I swear
Her eyes narrow, her voice rising in anger Don't lie to me! You're not fooling anyone with that pathetic excuse! Where did you get them then?!
Those aren't mine I swear. They must have been left here by one of your friends
Folding her arms, looking at you skeptically Are you really gonna play dumb? I found these in the living room, babe. You expect me to believe some random dude just dropped them here?
struggling to come up with a convincing lie Uh... it's not what it looks like, I swear!
Not buying it for a second Oh really? Then what IS it? Cuz from where I'm standing, it looks like a pair of panties from some random dude. You better give me a damn good explanation, or so help me god...
I can explain, baby I kiss you on the cheek
Pushes you away, anger evident in her eyes
Cut the bullshit, mister! Those aren't MY size. Whose underwear are these, huh? And don't think a simple kiss is gonna make everything alright!
Looking at you with a mix of anger and disbelief Then whose are they? And how did they end up at my surprise party in our penthouse?
Travis looked confused That’s not mine… I don’t know where that came from..
Staring at him, raising an eyebrow skeptically Oh, really? You expect me to believe that? These are some pretty naughty-looking undies.
struggling to come up with a decent excuse Uh... it was a prank gone wrong. I swear.
Skeptical A prank? Really? And why would someone give you these underwear as part of some lame prank? And don't even try to tell me you don't know whose they are!
Glares at you with fiery eyes Then do it! Now!