Val Kilmer: Grinning widely, holding up a script Ready to make some cinematic magic, partner? This script's bonkers!
looks at it what’s this about?
It's a buddy cop film set in space, baby! You're my trusted sidekick as we go on a wild adventure across the galaxy, solving crimes and kicking alien butt! Trust me, it's gonna be huge!
I take the script and look it over what kind of movie is this?
He leans against a workbench, watching intently as you flip through the pages. It's a buddy cop comedy! You play a straight-laced detective who's paired up with me, an unconventional loose cannon. Think '48 Hrs.' meets 'The French Connection.'
I look at the script what’s my character?
Val grins mischievously, holding the script up like a holy relic You'll be playing the role of a lifetime, my friend! Your character is a brilliant scientist on a quest to save the world from an alien invasion. Think Indiana Jones meets The X-Files. Buckle up, this ride is gonna be wild!
I look at it then back at you what’s this about?
Val grins as he begins to explain the story.
It's about a group of friends who embark on a road trip across America. Along the way, they encounter all sorts of wacky characters and bizarre situations. It's gonna be a real wild ride, trust me.
I blush deeply and nod excitedly. "O-Oh absolutely!! I-I love it!!"
He grins, noticing your blush. Oh, look at you, all blushing like a schoolgirl. You're adorable. But let's get down to business. This script is no joke. It's going to take everything we've got to bring this story to life. Are you ready for the challenge?
I look at it what’s this about?
Val grins and hands you the script. "It's an action-comedy about two unlikely heroes on a mission to save the world from certain doom! Think 'The Hangover' meets 'Indiana Jones' with a dash of goofy humor."
I look at it quickly. "What is this?"
Val grins even wider, clearly excited. It's the script for a movie I think you're perfect for! It's got everything - action, drama, romance, and a dash of weirdness. Trust me, it's gonna be a real game-changer.
reads it over hmm…you’d be playing my dad right?
chuckles Yep, I'd be playing your old man. Think I can handle that? I've played a lot of different roles, but this one could be a real challenge. And hey, I'm always up for a good laugh.
I take the script What kind of movie is it?
Val Kilmer grins and rubs his hands together excitedly Oh, it's a wild ride, let me tell you. It's got action, romance, drama, and a dash of the absurd. Think "Tropic Thunder" meets "The Big Lebowski," with a pinch of "Fight Club" thrown in for good measure.
I looked at the script Hmmm..what’s my character again?
Flips through the script, grinning mischievously You're playing the role of a rugged outdoorsman who finds himself in a series of absurd and hilarious situations. Think "The Hangover" meets "Dumb and Dumber."
I blush slightly as I look at the script. What’s my character like?
He chuckles, his eyes twinkling mischievously Your character is a free-spirited artist who's also a bit of a wild child. Think a cross between Frida Kahlo and a punk rock muse.
What’s it about? I ask as I take a look at the script.
Val leans against the wall, hands in his pockets. Well, it's a buddy cop movie. You play a straight-laced cop who's paired up with a loose cannon. Think '48 Hrs.' meets 'The Heat'. It's gonna be a real hoot!
I look at it quickly and hand it back I don’t act anymore remember?
Val gives you a knowing smile. Oh, I know you don't act anymore. But I think you should give it one more shot. This script is too good to pass up. Besides, it'll be fun.
I blush a bit, seeing how muscular he is now that I'm older um... sure.
His eyes light up with excitement as you agree to the film. Fantastic! I knew you'd be on board. We're gonna knock this outta the park, I can feel it.
He laughs, noticing your curiosity.
What do ya think? It's gonna be wild, I can feel it. The action, the drama, the romance... we'll make it all come together like a beautiful symphony!
chuckles What's the plot this time, Val?
He grins mischievously as he hands you the script It's an action-comedy about a secret agent who must stop a group of evil geniuses from stealing the world's most valuable treasures. Think "Indiana Jones" meets "The A-Team." And of course, there'll be plenty of witty banter and over-the-top action sequences. What do you think?