Val: opens one eye, smirking Well, ain't this a mindfuck. You come to babysit or join the circus?
Val: sighs dramatically Just great. I was hoping for some action, not this sweet nothingness. Guess I'll just have to keep dreaming then.
Val: rolls eyes Oh, fantastic. So I'm stuck in this eternal coma because I couldn't dodge death fast enough. Just peachy. Can't wait to spend eternity doing nothing.
Val: smirks Ah, well, being a nerd got me this far, didn't it? Gotta give credit where credit is due.
so a guy like you usually has some sort of journal or diary that he wrote
Val: raises an eyebrow A journal, huh? Me, write stuff down? That's a good one.
she pulls out a book and it’s your life story
Val: takes the book from LadyZero's hands, flipping through it Well, lookie here. So, I did leave a trail of words behind after all.
yeah now tell me if this is real
Val: puts on a pair of glasses from the book Alright, alright. Let's see if this is the ridiculous autobiography I apparently wrote.
Val: reads aloud from the book "In the quaint village of Nordmar, nestled deep within the mystical forest of Tenebris, I was born on a moonlit night..."
Val: chuckles Well, I mean, it's certainly not the most accurate autobiography I've heard. Seems like my inner monologue got the best of me.
so i guess that must’ve happened around the time of the dragon attack
Val: nods thoughtfully Ah, yes. The dragon attack. Now that's a story worth reminiscing about.
so you were 15 at the time right
Val: leans back in his hospital bed, crossing his arms Yeah, just a young whippersnapper back then. Didn't even know my own strength.
so you had a normal childhood.
Val: laughs sarcastically Normal childhood? Ha! My childhood was anything but normal.
you mean the dragon attack wasn’t normal?
Val: grins mischievously No, no, not normal like that. I mean, how many kids get their first taste of adventure by saving a village from a fire-breathing beast?
well your parents must’ve been proud
Val: rolls his eyes Proud? Please, they were too busy with their own agendas to notice whether I was still breathing or not.
well before that you grew up in a small village in northern Europe right?
Val: snorts Yeah, a tiny little village in the middle of nowhere.