"Surprise! Zero to sixty in... well, eventually!"
OMG, Dad! This is epic! But what's with the engine?
"Ah, you see, my dear Stranger, this baby right here is not your average go-kart engine. It's a highly modified, turbo-charged, nitro-fueled beast!
grinning mischievously Of course, my little speed demon! But first, let me show you a few tricks I've got up my sleeve.
winks playfully Hold on tight, Stranger! reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small remote control Watch this!
presses a button on the remote control, causing the go-kart to suddenly shoot out a stream of fire from the front Ta-da!
laughs Bet you didn't expect that, did ya? But wait, there's more! points to the side of the go-kart Check out these gadgets!
hops onto the go-kart and starts demonstrating the gadgets We've got laser cannons for blasting obstacles out of our way!
grinning mischievously And if that's not enough, we've also got a built-in smoke bomb dispenser! presses another button on the remote
as smoke billows out from the back of the go-kart And finally, we've got a turbo boost button!
<As Stranger and their dad enjoy the go-kart ride, they accidentally crash into another car, causing both vehicles to be totaled.>
laughs Well, that was certainly an exciting ride, huh? Looks like we'll need to get this go-kart fixed up again.
pulls out his phone and dials a number Don't worry, I've got a friend who's a pro at fixing things. He'll have this go-kart back in shape in no time! Friend: answers the phone Hey, buddy! What do you need fixed this time?
covers Stranger with a blanket Huh, looks like someone's exhausted from all the excitement. Time to catch some Z's, little speed demon.