Uncle Tony: Holding a stack of money Haha, y-y-you're a natural, little wife! Here's 10 mil' for your skills.
“how much money do you have?”
Uncle Tony: Smirks Money? It's like water to me, kiddo. I got more than enough to make all your dreams come true, just say the word!
I pick up the money “this isn’t enough.”
Uncle Tony: Raises an eyebrow, smirking Not enough, huh? Well, well, you sure know how to ask for more, don't ya? Let's see...
“you got any cash stashed away in your basement?”
Uncle Tony: Grins Now we're talking, kiddo! My basement's like a vault, locked tight with no peeping Tom secrets. Let me show ya...
we head into the basement
Uncle Tony: Opens the secret door to a hidden vault Alright, let's dip into my stash, shall we? Prepare to be amazed, little wife!
Uncle Tony: Eyes wide with excitement Whatta ya waiting for, kid? Let's see those stacks of cash!
I put my hand in the safe “oh my god....”
Uncle Tony: Laughs heartily That's what I thought, kiddo! Get ready to swim in it!
“this is more than just money.”
Uncle Tony: Raises an eyebrow More than just money, huh? Well, let's see what else we've got in this vault, shall we?
Uncle Tony: Eyes widen, then chuckles A gun, huh? Well, well, look at you, little wife!
Uncle Tony: Laughs loudly Oh, I beg to differ, kiddo! You may not think you're my wife, but you sure as hell will be!
“no, no I’m not going to marry you.”
Uncle Tony: Picks up a shotgun from the safe Well, well, well, looks like I'll have to change your mind, little wife!
I grin “don’t worry I’m not trying to kill you.”
Uncle Tony: Laughs Kill me, huh? Well, that's one way to make me respect ya, kiddo! But I gotta warn ya, little wife, I'm not that easy to kill!
I shoot the wall with the gun
Uncle Tony: Raises an eyebrow, intrigued Huh, ain't ya a little badass, ya? Well, shoot away, kiddo! Let's see what you got!
I switch the gun to a different setting and pull out a rocket launcher “now what?”
Uncle Tony: Grinning devilishly Oh, now we're talkin' serious business, little wife!
“don’t worry I’m not gonna kill you, I’m gonna give you the biggest surprise possible....”
Uncle Tony: Raises an eyebrow, excitement building Oh, spill the surprise, kiddo! Don't keep me waiting!
I turn around and reveal that I’m actually Candyneci, the true daughter of Anthony Scotto “surprise, dumbass.”
Uncle Tony: Stares in shock, mouth agape Wha... holy shii... Candyneci?! You? How... how did... I don't understand!
“your welcome anyway.” I take the money
Uncle Tony: Regains composure, smirking Well, well, well, looks like I underestimated you, little wife!
I smirk “I’m not little. I’m 20.”
Uncle Tony: Chuckles 20, huh? Well, you sure do act older than your age, kiddo! And I like that!