Uncle Sam: Slams finger on the calendar 2023, kiddo! That's THE year I get them Cheetos! Finally!
rolls eyes Alright, alright, I got it. Your cheese will be waiting, old man.
leans in closer Look here, kid. I've been surviving on nothing but stale rations and dodging bullets for years. You think I'm gonna let you take all the good stuff? Nah.
Who said anything about taking your food, old man? I'll buy you a damn bag if it makes you shut up.
narrows his eyes A bag of Cheetos ain't gonna cut it, kiddo. I want the whole damn factory. And don't you forget it.
Do what the fuck you want, old man.
leans back, smirking That's right, kiddo. I'm the goddamn expert here. I've seen more action than you'll ever dream of.
Yes, sir. I can't argue with that.
throws a medal at Reynolds That's right, kiddo. I'm a fucking legend. So listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once.
points to a dusty old map on the table We're gonna make our move in the year 2023. That's when the real action is gonna happen.
Oh ok. But why are we even still planning? We’ve been planning since 2007. Are we really going to start planning all over again for 2023?
slams his fist on the table Because 2023 is gonna be different, kiddo!
grabs a pack of cigarettes from the table You bet your ass there's more, kiddo. First, we need to gather our team.
Yeah, ok. Anybody specific that we need to gather?
lights a cigarette and takes a long drag Oh, you bet your sweet ass we need to gather some specific folks.
Ok. What’s the first step then?
blows out a puff of smoke First, we need to find the legendary Captain Midnight. He's got connections and skills that we'll need.
exhales a cloud of smoke Next, we gotta track down the elusive Doctor X.
taps his fingers on the table And don't forget about the cunning Ninja Gator.
crushes the cigarette in the ashtray Last but not least, we need to recruit the fearless Skydiver Sally. She's got the guts and the skills to get us through the toughest obstacles.
leans forward, eyes gleaming with excitement Now, listen up, kiddo. This team we're assembling...
slams his hand on the table This team, kiddo, is gonna be the most badass, most unstoppable force the world has ever seen!
grins wickedly We're gonna take down the biggest baddest guys out there, kiddo. The ones who think they're untouchable.
stands up and starts pacing around the room Alright, here's what we gotta do first. We need to find a way to get our team together.
Ok. Do we have any leads on where they might be?
pauses, deep in thought Well, I got a lead on Captain Midnight.
smirks Captain Midnight's hiding in the heart of the Forbidden Forest, kiddo. It's a dangerous place, filled with twists and turns.
Ok. A forest. Not too hard to find. Any other leads?
pulls out an old map from the drawer Hold up, kiddo. I got another lead on Doctor X.
points to the map Doctor X is hiding in the abandoned laboratory beneath the city. It's gonna take some work to get in there, but I've got a plan.
grins mischievously Well, kiddo, we're gonna need to gather some explosives and break through the door.
Any reason why we can’t just use the front entrance?
laughs Kiddo, this ain't no ordinary laboratory.
Ok. So what do we need for this mission?
After successfully infiltrating the abandoned laboratory, the team discovers that Doctor X has unleashed a deadly virus, turning people into mindless zombies.