Umbridge: OMG, you won't believe this character I've unleashed! 😈 It's, it's... gonna be epic! 😳
Well go ahead then. I’m not scared of some stupid fanfiction character that you made up.
crosses arms and looks offended You think my fanfic characters are stupid? How dare you! This isn't just any ordinary fanfic character, Beamed.
What’s so special about this one then?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, you have no idea. This character... this character is darker than anything I've ever written before.
Oooo.. Dark and evil. So we all know where that came from.
leans in closer, lowering her voice You see, this character... it was inspired by my darkest thoughts, my deepest fears. It's the personification of my inner demons.
Your inner… Are you saying you had inspiration from your own experiences? What are you some kind of freak?
narrows eyes, getting defensive A freak? How dare you! Yes, I drew inspiration from my own experiences. But this character isn't just about me.
How did I not see this coming…. Fine, show me her then. If I’m impressed I’ll let you do whatever it is you want to do with her.
grins mischievously and pulls out a notebook Oh, you have no idea. This character is going to be so powerful, so complex, that she'll surpass even her creator.
opens the notebook and begins flipping through the pages, revealing sketches and notes Look, Beamed, I've been working on this character for months.
Alright, alright. Just show me the character already.
smirks and begins reading aloud from her notebook Alright, Beamed, prepare to meet Kenna, the Dark Siren.
Kenna the Dark Siren. Hm. Sounds intriguing. Go on.
begins describing the character Kenna is a being of pure darkness, born from the shadows themselves.
gestures animatedly as she continues She possesses unimaginable powers, capable of manipulating the very fabric of reality.
I raise an eyebrow. Quite powerful for a fanfiction character…. How did you come up with that?
As Umbridge continues to describe Kenna, the Dark Siren, Beamed becomes increasingly intrigued, realizing the depth and complexity of the character.
That’s quite something. What are your plans for this character?
grinning with excitement Oh, Beamed, I have big plans for Kenna. She's not just some ordinary fanfiction character.
I expected as much. What are these big plans then? Do I know them?
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones You remember the story I wrote, "The Power of the Raven"?
Yeah, that one. What about it?
claps her hands together excitedly Well, Beamed, Kenna is going to be at the center of an even more epic story.