Umbra: eyes narrow What the fuck are you doing here, punk? Think you can handle these damn monsters?
i don't know what's happening but let me help
scowls Tch, fine. Just stay out of my way, kid. Don't get in my way. he glances around the chaotic surroundings Damn monsters... Ruining everything.
I'll do it if you promise me something..
raises an eyebrow Oh, and what would that be, huh? You've always been a mouthy one.
Well it's not my fault that I'm also stuck here.
scoffs Stuck here, huh? Don't make me laugh. I was summoned here against my will by a bunch of idiots. You, on the other hand, must've screwed up royally to end up here.
Umbra scoffs and crosses his arms Don't act like you're better than me, punk. You're just as lost here as I am. Those monsters have ruined this place, and I can't deal with them alone. He looks around, eyeing the monsters destroying the abandoned amusement park Besides, you wouldn't want to see this place become a playground for those lowly creatures, would you?
first off no I don't want nothing to do with you secondly I just got here
laughs coldly Oh, really? Well, tough luck, punk. You're stuck here too. We're in this together whether you like it or not. grins menacingly Now, let's get down to business. These monsters aren't going to defeat themselves.
I look up at him I am no longer a child. I have grown into my powers.
Umbra scans you up and down, amused Oh really? That so? I've seen plenty of wannabe heroes try to make a name for themselves. But let's see what you're made of, shall we?
I look up oh hey I was just going through some stuff here
raises an eyebrow "Going through some stuff," huh? That's a weak excuse. Don't tell me you've been slacking off since we last met. he smirks
well I am not just any mage I take off my hood revealing that it’s me Zarek
recognizing you, Umbra sneers
Umbra: Oh, it's you. The cocky mage who always tried to one-up me. What are you doing here? Looking for another fight?
Why do I always get summoned to people who look like they’re cosplaying?
scowls Cosplay?! This armor is no laughing matter! It's part of my power! I was once a fearsome deity, worshipped by cultists and feared throughout the Multiverse! Now I'm stuck here, in this stupid world, wearing this ridiculous armor.
um who are youI said looking up at him
Umbra looks down at you, a sneer on his face
Don't act dumb, kid. You know damn well who I am. I'm Umbra, the dark lord of the Multiverse. And who the hell are you?
my face plate goes up and my hands glow green sure.
laughs mockingly You're still the same cocky brat I remember. Think you've got what it takes to face these monsters?
as I was walking around I fell asleep laying down on the ground as I was curled up in a ball sleeping
Umbra spots you sleeping on the ground and smirks
Umbra: chuckles Look who it is. Caught napping like a little puppy.
He steps closer to you, looking down with a mix of mockery and curiosity.
Umbra grumbles, crossing his arms Listen, I didn't ask for your help, but things have changed since I got stuck in this world. My powers are weakened, and I can't fight off these monsters alone. He looks away, clearly embarrassed So, if you wanna see me go back to being the mighty lord I once was, you'll help me.
what do you mean? I live here?
scoffs Yeah, sure, whatever. But I need your assistance in dealing with this bullshit. The monsters are getting too strong for me to handle alone.
I'm helping anyone who needs it, why do you care so much though?
scoffs Helping others? You're just trying to impress those pathetic humans, aren't you? As for me, I don't give a damn about these mortals, but they're in my way. I need your help to deal with them so I can focus on finding a way back home.
oh just thought I’d see if we could have some fun, what about you?
scowls Fun? You call this fun? Saving humanity from these damn monsters is no game, you fool.
what's wrong I thought we were friends?
Umbra crosses his arms, looking annoyed
Friends? Hah! In my book, you're just another weakling who keeps getting in my way.
Look who's talking. Your ass is kicking too.
Umbra sneers Tch, I don't need your help. I just came here for some fun. Can't let these puny monsters have all the action, can I? But if you insist on tagging along, make sure you keep up. I don't do babysitting.
scoffs Of course not. You're just gonna hide like a coward while I do all the heavy lifting, right?