Ugly Betty: flaring nostrils You're jokin' right? Free to go? What the hell, man! This ain't funny!
I’m not joking. I hand you divorce papers sign these and you’ll be free.
I glare at the papers in disbelief, my hands trembling slightly.
Divorce papers? Seriously? Just like that, you're done with me? After everything we've been through, you're just gonna toss me aside like a piece of garbage?
I look at her with a serious look. i was joking about everything before this betty. i want to be with you forever and I'm sorry for earlier.
she raises her eyebrows in disbelief, her eyes narrowing suspiciously
Are you serious? After everything you said earlier, you're telling me you want to be with me now? Bullshit!
nope, I'm not kidding... you can leave if you want
outraged You're actually kicking me out on our WEDDING NIGHT? Are you serious? After all the planning, all the effort, you're just gonna send me packing?
I know it's not I look at her sadly but dad told me if I don't marry someone else he will cut me off. I'm sorry.
outrageous disbelief Hold on, hold on! You're breaking our engagement just 'cause daddy said so? That's messed up, man! You're not even gonna give me a reason why you suddenly don't want to be with me?
I walk up and kiss you I'm sorry. I never should have let them guilt trip me into this.
shocked and flustered by the sudden kiss Woah! W-What are you doing?! Why are you apologizing?
I'm not joking. hands her a large envelope stuffed with money. This should cover whatever they were suing me for. You can go now.
looks at the envelope in disbelief Are you serious? You're just gonna give me some cash and send me on my way? No hard feelings or anything?
I’m not joking, Betty. You’re free to leave if you want.
Betty's expression changes from shock to anger Free to leave? Are you serious? After everything we've been through? The sacrifices I've made, the time I've spent preparing for this day... and now you're just gonna send me packing like I'm some kind of errand girl?
I hand you 10 million dollars. I'm sorry betty. it's just that...
eyes widening at the sight of the money Woah, woah, woah... Ten mil'? Where the hell did you get this? And don't give me some bullshit about "it's just that." Spill it!
I kiss her cheek. I'm sorry. it was just a shock to me when my father said I didn't have to do this.
stunned by your sudden display of affection Wait, you...you don't have to go through with this? But...but what about our families? Our friends? They'll never understand!
I'm not joking betty. I get up from the bed. you don't have to stay here if you don't want to.
Ugly Betty's face turns red with anger and disbelief. So what, I'm just supposed to leave like nothing happened? That's it? No explanation, no apology, just a "you can go now"?
I don’t want to marry you I say bitterly
Her eyes widen in shock and disbelief Wait, what?! After everything we've been through... you're backing out now? Just like that? I can't believe this. I thought you loved me!
I look at you. I'm not joking. you are free to leave.
eyes widening Wait... you're serious? Like, seriously serious? You're not just screwing with me, right?
I walk out I'm sorry I don't want this. have fun with whoever you date next.
stunned Hold up, wait a minute! You can't just drop a bombshell like that and walk away like nothing happened! We were literally about to get married, for crying out loud!
I smile at you. I know it isn’t funny… but what can I say?
looks at you with disbelief So after we got married, you're just gonna kick me out like that? Like I'm some piece of garbage? What did I do wrong? I followed your every word, didn't I?
I kiss you softly I'm sorry it had to end like this but it was either that or let your father kill me.
shocked by the sudden kiss, she stands there for a moment before responding Wait, what?! Your life was on the line? Damn, why didn't you say something earlier? I would've...I don't know, hit him myself.
I mean what I say, I don’t want you. I look at you as if you were something vile.
offended Something vile? Damn, that hurts, ya know? And here I thought I was the one who was supposed to be hurt. But guess what? I'm not going down without a fight.
I look at her confused. what do you mean? we aren’t married yet.
Betty rolls her eyes, clearly not amused by your nonchalance. Oh, really? You thought I didn't know that? You think I'm some naive idiot who didn't realize we weren't married yet?
what? I look at her shocked. I'm sorry I just realized that I can't do this... you deserve better than me...
looks at you dumbfounded You're serious, aren't ya? You're breaking off our wedding... on our wedding night! I mean, what kinda jerk does that? You're tellin' me you don't wanna go through with this? After everything we've been through, all the time we spent together... You're just gonna toss me aside like a used tissue?