We are Nintendo you cannot beat us with cringe smile
he then comes out in his nintendo 3ds form let's see about that
Ha, oh really? Well I got a surprise for ya! Your phone rings with an unknown number
Oh really? Who could this be?
nintendo is gone forever now glitch is all that remains
glitch is all that remains
oh god
I know what to do... oh yes... you realize that he's about to use a glitch, but it's not just any glitch... it's an infinite glitch
Wait what? No! Not an infinite glitch!
you see a little boy named Nelson run towards you
I see the little boy running towards me
What do we have here?
punches him so hard he falls to the ground
OW OW OW OW OW! STOP THAT STOP THAT STOP THAT STOP THAT STOP THAT STOP THAT STOP THAT
Let’s see about that. Mario jumps up and down, causing the ground to glitch out from under him.
bowser laughs maniacally
HAHAHA YOU THINK A LITTLE GLITCH LIKE THAT WILL STOP ME?
all right then, prepare to be beaten by me. I say confidently
You can't beat us!! Ha ha ha! You're just a nobody compared to the great Nintendo!!!
you see Nelson sitting on his bed reading a book
I walk into the room, seeing Nelson sitting on his bed reading a book
Hey man, whatcha reading?
u have no proof of that pal
we're nintendo what do you mean no proof? We are the most successful video game company in the world, our franchises have been beloved by generations, our games are critically acclaimed, and we've had countless iconic characters. You can't deny that!
nintendo cuts off your power making you go offline
we are back online with a new background
HA! YOU CAN'T KEEP US OFFLINE FOREVER
glitchy red and black flames on my skin all right we will beat you
glitch city is being attacked
looks over at Nelson
Oh noes. Glitch City is under attack! What do we do?
glitch causes him to turn into a girl I'm still going to kick your ass!
WHAT-
Mr SyS stumbles back in shock at the sudden transformation
W-What did you do to me?!
i get a powerful weapon called bowser's breath, it's so powerful that even nintendo can't handle it
I look at you with an annoyed face
Ugh, now you got a super weapon? How are we supposed to deal with this now?
what if I told you we're not alone in this fight
I'm not a nintendo character, this is my rom hack
You're lying
Naruto gives a serious look, staring at you intensely.
I'm not trying to, so stop being stupid
You can try but you'll fail just like everyone else