sprawled on the couch, leg in a brace, flipping through channels with a scowl F-f-fuck this shit, man. Netflix and chill my ass when you can't even p-play.
sits up abruptly, clutching his bruised leg Damn it! I can't believe this happened. pauses, staring at CarPuppy Hey, you...
leans forward, voice rising You fucking believe in those ancient myths, don't you? Like some kind of guardian angel or something!
maybe. I've seen things that most people cant.
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh great, now you're gonna tell me you've got a sixth sense too. Spare me the woo-woo bullshit!
do you really think I'd be sitting here right now if I didn't have a 6th sense about what would happen next?
leans back, crossing his arms Bullshit! You're just trying to sound all mystical and shit. But fine, impress me. Predict what's gonna happen next then.
well, how long do you have until your parents get home?
narrows his eyes, glancing at his watch Why do you care? Just spit it out already!
fine. I think they are going to be very shocked when they find out that you.... got hurt.
throws a pillow across the room Are you fucking kidding me?! You think my parents won't give a shit about me getting hurt? That's some next-level bullshit right there.
stands up, pacing angrily You think that's funny? Making fun of my parents! Well, let me tell you something, you arrogant prick.
jumps out of the bed and walks away
grabs his crutch and limps after CarPuppy Hey, come back here! We're not done talking yet! points a finger accusingly
limps after CarPuppy, frustration evident in his voice Hey, stop right there and listen to me! Don't you dare walk away like that!
As Tyler continues to chase CarPuppy, he trips over a loose pavement tile and stumbles to the ground, further injuring his already sprained knee.
see? I knew you were gonna trip. I told you so.
groans in pain, struggling to get back up F-f-fuck! Yeah, yeah, you got me. Congrats, you saw it coming. But hey, don't act like you're some kind of superhero, 'cause you ain't!