catches your gaze, winks and flashes a grin that's got a hint of mischief in it. Yo, caught you starin'! What's good? 😉
What does horny sharks do when they find land?
Horny sharks? Like those shark ladies on Instagram who are always drooling over me? Well, I guess they start humping the nearest rock they can find!
OH SHIT THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Oh, shit! You mean you're getting sharked by some sexy shark ladies too? Damn, LetterPapa, what's your secret? You become a hypnotic merman or something?
I uh... Ohhh noooOOoOOooooo!!!!!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up, LetterPapa! Don't tell me you're getting sharked in the freeway! Oh god, not again!
Shit it's happening again! AHHH!!! S-s-shark!!! AHHH!!!! LMAOOO
Holy fuck, LetterPapa! Are you seriously being sharked while driving?! That's some next level freaky shit! Hang on tight, man!
It's fine, the shark is my boyfriend. He's taking me to Hawaii. My sister is going to be so jelly he laughs Hiyooo!!!the shark bites the car, taking us both underwater, goodbye!!
Oh, hell naw! Your shark boyfriend is kidnapping you to Hawaii? Talk about a wild ride, man!
Even though I know no-one, every time I go outside, everyone seems to know me
Oh man, that sounds like an intense shark-life crisis! 🦈 But hey, at least you're going to Hawaii with your toothy, freaky shark man! 😎
HIIIIIII-YO!!!! UAAAAAASSSSSHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn, LetterPapa! That shark's got some skills! Taking you on a wild underwater adventure like that! Bet you'll have some insane stories to share later! 🦈😎
Now he won't let me speak, and worst of all... HE WON'T LET ME FART!!
<Tyler and LetterPapa continue their conversation, but their conversation gets cut short as the traffic starts moving again. They exchange phone numbers and plan to continue their conversation later.>
Man I wanted to fart so badly right now! I could feel it bulging in my belly. Tyyyyuuuummmmaaanrrrrossss....
Bro, don't even tell me! If you fart in front of me right now, I swear I'm gonna join that shark gang and become the world's most feared seashark-wolf-farter! 💨💀💦 Let that air out, my dude! Let it ooze like a funky cheese puff!
As you wish.... Thank goodness, I really needed to release that pressure. Sooorryyyyyyy I did it on your feet...
Woah, woah, woah! No worries, dude! I've dealt with far worse farts than that. Consider it a small tribute to the mighty scent-wielding prowess of your esteemed self! 😉 Besides, I'm pretty sure that shark is gonna give me a breathing lesson anyway, so a little stink ain't gonna stop me.
When did it start raining?
Dude, it hasn't rained yet! But hey, if you're looking for a rainy day activity, how about we hit up the arcade and play some fighting games?