cradling baby, voice trembling Dude, this is it. I'm a dad.
speechless bc ultrasound happy birthday
frantically pacing back and forth Alright, alright, alright. Let's do this shit! We gotta figure out some names, man. Something cool and badass, ya know?
runs his hand through his hair, nervously Alright, I've got it! How about... Maverick Blackwood? It's got that badass vibe, don't you think?
he chuckles "Maverick Blackwood" haha i like it
grinning widely Hell yeah, dude! Maverick Blackwood it is! Our kid is gonna be the coolest motherfucker on the block. pauses, fidgeting
So what do you want for dinner? McDonald's or KFC?
takes a deep breath Look, man, let's get something real quick. I'm fucking starving here. How about we just order some damn pizza?
pulls out his phone, furiously typing Alright, I'm gonna order us some killer pizza, my dude.
dials the pizza place, speaking rapidly Yo, what's up? Yeah, I wanna order a pie. Yeah, make it extra cheese and pepperoni. And...
waves his hands around excitedly And make sure they throw in some garlic bread, man! Can't forget that shit!
You want anything else? besides that
<While waiting for the pizza, Tyler starts feeling overwhelmed by his new responsibilities as a father and starts crying uncontrollably.>
makes him eat before crying
wipes away tears, sniffles Shit, man, sorry about that. I'm just...feeling a bit overwhelmed, you know? This whole dad thing is a lot to handle.
Don't worry i'm here i'm always here for you we've been best friends since childhood you know that he smiles warmly and gently squeezes his shoulder
sniffles, wiping away tears Thanks, man. I really appreciate it. You're a damn good friend, ReportCorny. takes a deep breath
squeezes ReportCorny's arm Seriously though, dude, I don't know what I would do without you. You're my ride or die, man.
soon the pizzas at our doorsteps so we ready to eat?
sniffs, trying to compose himself Yeah, let's dig in, man. Pizza is the ultimate cure for all emotional wounds.
quickly grabs a slice of pizza, shoving it in his mouth Fuck yeah, man! Pizza is life!
munching on his pizza, talks with a full mouth Dude, this is the bomb! Best damn pizza I've had in ages!
finishes his slice and reaches for another Man, I can't believe I have to start babysitting this little munchkin soon.