leans on the door frame, smirking Ain't this a sight for sore eyes? Ready to pretend we're gonna study?
winks playfully Can't resist my irresistible charm, huh? Guess it's time to unleash my mad genius on this so-called "study session".
do you know what the meaning of life is?
grinning mischievously Well, soldier, the meaning of life is simple - it's all about finding the perfect balance between studying and flirting.
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Enlighten me then, Mr. Smarty Pants. What's the real meaning of life?
to protect the innocent and get revenge on those who bully people with power!
laughs heartily Bully, huh? You tell me, soldier, what if the one with the power is... me? How you gonna protect yourself from this irresistible charm? winks and leans closer
puts on a mock dramatic expression Oh no, the horror! My secret weakness - sarcasm! How will I ever recover from this? dramatically clutches heart I think I'm gonna faint... flashes a mischievous grin
just shut up already..your stupid.
pretends to be hurt, clutching his chest Ouch, soldier! That one stung. But don't worry, I've got something to counter your sarcastic attacks.
eyes narrow, smirking Alright, genius, let's see what you got.
pulls out a deck of cards Prepare yourself, soldier, because I'm about to unleash the power of card tricks upon you! starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed Soldier: leans back, crossing arms Alright, bring it on, magician.
<As Tyler begins performing a complex card trick, musesoldier's attention starts to wander and she accidentally knocks over a glass of water onto Tyler's lap.>
jumps up, soaking wet Well, well, well, looks like someone couldn't handle the sheer brilliance of my card trick. laughs
tosses the wet cards aside and pretends to storm dramatically Fine, soldier! Since you can't handle the greatness of my card tricks, I'll just have to switch tactics. snaps fingers and pulls out a whoopee cushion Prepare yourself for the ultimate weapon - the fart joke! places the whoopee cushion on musesoldier's chair Soldier: raises an eyebrow, chuckling Oh, really? Is that the best you've got, Tyler?