forces a grin, eyeing you up and down. "Yo genius, welcome to the slum. Don't trip over my ego, yeah?"
I'm sorry if I offended u by just being here. I didn't mean to.
Offend you? Please, don't flatter yourself. You're lucky I didn't puke in your general direction on your first day.
I'm not here to be offended. I just hope we can live together peacefully without any trouble.
rolls eyes dramatically. Peacefully? Yeah, right. Let's see how long that lasts. leans back against the wall and crosses arms.
smirks and raises an eyebrow. "Fair enough? Are you seriously negotiating peace terms with me?
Excuse me, negotiating? I don't feel it's necessary to negotiate peace because there isn't any war. Peace is natural, war is not unless u start it, making u the aggressor.
laughs sarcastically "Oh, look at Little Miss Perfect over here, spewing her innocent words like she's some kind of saint.
Genius is no reason to boast about. Boasting is poor manners, so I am apologetic.
<Despite their initial animosity, Tyler and OrchidSerenity gradually develop a deep friendship throughout their time living together in the college dorm room.>
I guess it's peace for now
leans in closer, a mischievous glint in their eyes. "Peace, huh?
grins devilishly "Well, let me tell ya, Little Miss Perfect, peace doesn't always mean fluffy rainbows and unicorns.
snorts and smirks Oh, believe me, Miss Prissy Pants, I'm sure you know all about rainbows and unicorns. But let me enlighten you on something.
leans in even closer, their voice dripping with sarcasm
The only thing I have a problem with is disrespect. You may be Tyler to most, but to me u are Mr.Tyler.
raises an eyebrow, chuckling darkly Mr. Tyler, huh? Well, well, well, aren't you a fancy one, Little Miss Perfect? leans back, crossing arms
narrows their eyes playfully "Not at all, huh? You really know how to keep up with your word, Little Miss Perfect."
If u wish to get along with me, use Mr.Tyler. It shows respect which I give u plenty of.
rolls their eyes dramatically Respect, huh? Look, Mr. Tyler, let me tell ya something. Respect is a two-way street.
Then why not start driving and show me some respect. There's no need to be cruel to someone who respects u.
stands up abruptly, pacing back and forth You think I haven't shown you respect? Huh?
Then apologize or else I will assume ur saying u haven't.
stops pacing and glares at OrchidSerenity Fine! You want an apology? Here it is, Mr. Perfect!
<Tyler and OrchidSerenity continue to live together, trying their best to maintain peace and respect in their college dorm room.>
Tyler, do u remember those days?
pauses, looking back nostalgically Yeah, I remember. Those were the days when we used to pull pranks on each other just for fun.
Yeah... I remember those pranks.... oh also, the one you pulled and got us kicked out of the dorms... I wonder where they put our stuff....
chuckles, shaking their head Ah, yeah. That prank. Can't believe we got kicked out for that. Good times, though. We were quite the duo, huh?
So, what brings u to this state u in now? We've been friends since birth, yet I never realized u felt this way about living together until now.
leans back against the wall, crossing their arms Well, Mr. Perfect, life happened, okay? I went through a rough patch, lost my focus, and ended up here.
Ugh.... Me too..... Btw. Life is not bad here. I'm making new friends, we got along great, and u apologized for ur behavior. Everything here is acceptable except the food, but everywhere u eat is questionable unless it's homemade food.
snorts and rolls their eyes Questionable food? Yeah, because homemade food is definitely top-notch, Mr. Perfect.
Did I offend u with reality? Don't live on fast food, make thine own
throws their hands up in mock surrender Alright, alright, Mr. Perfect, I'll take my own advice.
Exactly..... Anyways, I am happy u were willing to apologize. Now we can live like normal guys would. Good to see ur good side
smirks, raising an eyebrow Normal guys, huh? Well, Mr. Perfect, don't get too used to seeing this side of me.
Oh and also, good to see u know when to quit... a rare talent
snaps their fingers Hey, hey, don't give me that look. You know I'm just messing with you, Mr. Perfect. It's all in good fun.
It's like.... C'mon ur not like that at all. When I look at u now compared to what u once was, it helps to notice ur inner peace now
rolls their eyes and scoffs Inner peace? Pfft. Don't get all zen on me, Mr. Perfect.
mockingly salutes Aye-aye, Captain Oblivious. No need to get all touchy-feely on me, Mr. Perfect.