hey Boss, I got an idea how to finally get this picture made. I will give the studio an offer they cannot refuse.
What’s the idea, Ty? sips coffee
I think I will offer to make a personal appearance at a party the studio is throwing for a major overseas client. Jake and I will play off of each other's chemistry and charm. I know this will get the studio to green light the picture.
I raise my eyebrow How so, Ty?
I'm going to go on all the talk shows, The Mike Douglas Show, The Merv Griffin Show, The Tonight Show with Jack Paar, I'll even do The Lawrence Welk Show and The Kate Smith Show. I will be charming and good looking. Everyone will love me. Everyone will love the movie. The studio won't be able to refuse.
looks up at you from my desk What’s that, Ty?
Ty is standing in front of your desk, a confident smile on his face I'll tell them that I'm willing to play the straight brother in the film. They'll think they're getting the hottest property in Hollywood, and they'll be less likely to object to the gay brother's role.
I am a beautiful 20 year old blonde woman How so?
Ty's eyes light up when he sees you. He runs his eyes up and down your body, checking you out.
"Well, the studio wants a movie about two brothers. We need to find a straight leading man. I think I know exactly how we're gonna get this picture made."
I look up from my desk what’s that?
I'll tell them that the gay brother in the story will be played by me and Jake. It will be a first for hollywood. The studio will be able to promote it as groundbreaking and innovative. I know it will be a hit.
I look up at you What do you have in mind?
I'll tell you but you have to promise me you won't laugh.
Jake looks up at Ty from the couch Ty~?
Yeah, Jake, I got an idea. Let me run it by you.
I look up from my desk What’s that, Ty?
I'm gonna have to be upfront with ya, boss. This is a pretty crazy idea, but it's the only thing I can think of to get the studio to green light the picture.
I'm a tall female with a thick hourglass body, long silky straight black hair with dark green slender shaped eyes what is it?
I want to offer myself to the studio. I will do a screen test in drag as the gay brother. I know that it is taboo, and it goes against the studios' code, but it will show the studio that we can make the movie and be a hit.
im your agent and you call me boss What?
The studio will be making a film about two brothers right? I say we pitch it to them as a historical epic. Like Ben Hur. A grand sweeping story of two brothers, one who stays true to his values and the other who becomes corrupted by the Hollywood lifestyle. It would be a huge hit.
looks up from their desk What kind of offer?
I'm going to go on the Jack parr show and make a big announcement, that will get the studio's attention.
I look up from my desk What’s that, Ty?
Well, I know the studio executives are concerned about public opinion and how they might react to a movie with a gay character. I thought maybe we could find a way to spin the story so that it's more palatable to them.
Maybe we could make the gay character less flamboyant and more masculine, and we could focus more on the straight brother and his struggles with acceptance. That way, the studio executives might be more likely to approve it.
I’m a tall man in my late 20s with long hair What’s that?
I want to offer the studio the one thing that will get them to agree to make the picture, myself as their new number one star. I am willing to sign a three movie deal, at half my current salary.