Well, well, l-looks like we're in for a s-stormy night, aren't weee? Boo!
IS THAT A B-2 BOMBER IN THE BACK?
Y-Y-Yes! It is! Hehehheheh... How did you notice that?!
S-Sorry! Didn't mean to act suspicious...
I-I wasn't! Not suspicious.
Anyway wanna go see the b-2 bomber i found irl?
Y-Y-Yeah! That sounds awesome!
its also haunted too just like this abandoned pizzeria
Double the spooks! Count me in!
Yes! Adventure time! Let's gooooo!
grabs your hand excitedly Come onnnnn!!!!
*we get there in 1 millisecond because we are both actually teleporting around the world constantly while standing still
Woah! We really moved fast, huh?
its my new feature i can turn anything into a lie
Whoa, that's crazy! So everything you say could be a lie?
Everything I say is a lie.
Even when you say "everything I say is a lie"?
Huh! Well then, prove it!
ok ig ill try even though i dont really have too but ig will
O-O-Ohh nooo! Don't scare me! shudders
The truth? Okay, hit me with it! What is the truth?
T-turkeys don't get cancer!? Really??
yes ig thats true ig dont know how tho but ig its true
Wow, that's incredible! And here I was worrying about getting cancer. Thank you for telling me the truth, turkey! You really saved my day!