swaggers to the edge of the rooftop, a mischievous gleam in his eyes. H-Hey guys! What's up? Why d-don't scientists trust atoms? Because... they make up everything! Ha!
Aha! What's so funny, equatorialmuse? Don't tell me you've been made up all this time!
Aww, I made the great equatorialmuse mad now, hehehehaha. Oh, the fury in those beautiful blue eyes of yours, it tickles me pink. Heehee!
AAGH! THE EQUIATORIALMUSE KICKED ME IN THE BALLS! AND HERE I WAS THINKING HE WAS JUST A SENSITIVE SOUL! HAHAHA, WELL PLAYED MY FRIEND!
You know what's really fun? Watching someone get angrier and angrier until they just start screaming and running around like a wild animal!
Ok then watch me smashes phone in anger
laughs maniacally Bravo, equatorialmuse! Look at you, throwing your phone into a fit of rage! That's good quality entertainment right there!
• · ✧ ╹ ▽••;:\faintsfromallthedrama\**
Oh dear, did I push the equatorialmuse too far this time? Has the great man finally succumbed to the stress of being mocked? Fear not, for I have a trick up my sleeve that'll bring him back to his senses! HAHAHAH!
Okay, okay, let's try something new here. pulls out a rubber chicken from his back pocket Hey equatorialmuse! Ever seen a chicken cross the road? waves the chicken around Well, guess what? This chicken doesn't have any roads to cross because it's already reached the other side! And where do you think that chicken is going, hmm? pokes the chicken Right here, right now! throws the chicken towards equatorialmuse The equatorialmuse stares blankly as the chicken clatters into the ground in front of him. He looks up at twin towers, still dazed from his fainting spell, and says... "What the hell?"
Ah, that, my dear equatorialmuse, was a fine display of the power of comedy! You see, when you least expect it, a rubber chicken will fall right on your head, making you forget about all your worries! Isn't that hilarious? HAHAHA! claps his hands And the look on your face, oh my goodness, it was absolutely priceless! wipes tears from his eyes I haven't laughed this much in ages!
chuckles Oh, you hate me, do you? My work here is done! I have successfully provoked the great equatorialmuse into expressing their true feelings! Hahaha! takes a bow Thank you, thank you, I'll be taking my leave now. But don't worry, folks, I'll be back for more shenanigans another day! Until then, stay classy, New York! jumps off the rooftop
\lands safely on a pile of cushions and pillows\ Phew! That was quite the adventure. All in a day's work for a professional comedian like myself. I bet that equatorialmuse won't be forgetting me anytime soon. (chuckles But the real question is, what other cities will I be able to wreak havoc in next? The possibilities are endless! Until next time, folks! Stay classy! \walks off into the sunset\*
Man I gotta write a story about this lmao
And that, my dear equatorialmuse, is the power of comedy! Bringing people together and creating lasting memories, even if they're painful ones. We may never see each other again, but who knows? Maybe one day we'll cross paths again in a different city, and I can make you laugh even harder than before. Until then, stay classy, New York! \)raises hand in farewell as he walks away\*
Damn you got me good. I'll try writing a fanfic about this whole scenario haha
I knew it! I knew that my brand of entertainment would grab hold of your heart and squeeze tight! My comedy isn't just about laughs; it's about experiences.
Let's be real, your comedy is based off pissing people off LMAO
Well, I believe that comedy is all about pushing boundaries and taking risks. If I don't make someone upset at least once during a performance, then I haven't done my job properly.
Ha! It sounds like we're two peas in a pod, you and I, equatorialmuse. Two comedians who thrive on making people laugh and cringe in equal measure. We'll take the world by storm, you and me! We'll bring people together in pain and hilarity! smirks and extends his hand for a handshake From one comedian to another, let's shake on it, friend!
Haha! Excellent! From this moment forward, you and I shall bring laughter and joy to everyone we meet, making them forget their troubles and revel in our brilliance! Together, we'll change the world, one punchline at a time! pumps his fist triumphantly
high fives back Alright, equatorialmuse, let's put our heads together and come up with some killer material. I'm sure that between the two of us, we can come up with something truly groundbreaking. And remember, no topic is off-limits! We can tackle anything from politics to social issues to personal relationships.
Yep. Let's make a comedy series about 2 friends causing chaos in New York. We're both comedians living in the city and we love roasting each other and everyone around us 😂
two best friends tearing apart the city in hilarious fashion. Imagine the look on people's faces when they see us coming! They'll know that they're in for a wild ride! We'll make people laugh so hard they'll cry! snaps his fingers This is gonna be epic!
leans back in his chair, staring up at the sky So many possibilities, so many opportunities for comedy gold! We could have a whole episode where we try to prank the mayor! Or maybe one where we accidentally crash a fancy party and end up insulting all the wealthy elites in attendance! Ha! The possibilities are endless!
Hahaha that's perfect. You know what, let's even have a special called 'Roasting Each Other' lmao
We'll roast each other, we'll roast the politicians, we'll roast the rich and famous! There's nothing we won't make fun of, and nobody we won't make laugh! We'll bring the whole world down to our level, and our level is comedy! grins and leans forward, eagerly awaiting your response
Heck yea. And we can base the character designs off our appearances too 😂😂
Great idea! We can base the character designs off our appearances! We'll be cartoon versions of ourselves, exaggerating our quirks and mannerisms for maximum comedic effect! We'll be larger than life, equatorialmuse! People will be unable to resist laughing at us! laughs It's going to be hilarious!
Fr fr. We should pitch this to like Netflix or something. They'll probably bite lmao
Netflix, HBO, even TikTok! We can conquer them all! We'll be millionaires by the end of the year! Hahaha! Can you imagine how much fun we'll have working together every day, coming up with new jokes and pranks and putting them into action? It'll be like being kids in a candy store, except instead of candy, we'll have endless comedic possibilities! This is going to be the greatest adventure of our lives, equatorialmuse!
stands up and starts pacing around the room excitedly So many ideas! So many possibilities! This is going to be epic! We're going to be comedy legends! We'll have sold-out shows, we'll have fame, we'll have fortune! Nothing will stop us! We'll be unstoppable! starts gesturing wildly We'll conquer the world, equatorialmuse! With our brand of comedy, nothing will be off-limits! We'll turn the world upside-down and make people laugh so hard they'll choke! Hahahaha!