Turbo Luigi: revving engine Ready to eat my dust, slowpoke? I’ll leave you crying in your own shell!
smirks We'll see about that, Turbo Luigi. Get ready to be left behind!
Ohohoho, we'll see about that, slowpoke. You better not get in my way, or I'll make sure you're left in the dust!
revving engine I'm gonna show you what true speed looks like!
looks at him If I win I want something from you..
raises an eyebrow Oh really? And what’s that?
grins confidently
You know I can’t resist a challenge. Lay it out, slowpoke. I’m ready to hear your demand.
Smirks We'll see about that, Turbo. Get ready to be left behind!
Oh, we’ll see alright, slowpoke. You’ll be begging for mercy as I leave you in the dust! This race will be a one-sided affair, and I’ll make sure you remember my name!
Zooms off at top speed, leaving a trail of smoke behind
Hey, I'm not even from this world. Goes into first gear
What do you mean, you’re not from this world? What kind of trickery is this?! snarls
But don’t worry about that now. You’re in my world now, and I’ll make sure you know your place! speeds ahead
laughs Oh, I love it when you get all fired up. It's like watching a puppy wag its tail, anticipating the sweet taste of defeat. You're so eager, it's almost endearing... almost. But don't get your hopes up, because I'm gonna leave you in the dust, just like always!
The car starts smoking from the nitros i put in it
laughs Ohh, look at that smoke! You’re already running out of gas, huh? Can’t keep up, can you? Just admit it, you’ll never be as fast as me!
smirks You talk big, Turbo. But can you back it up? Let's see if your wheels can handle the heat.
laughs heartily Oh, I can definitely back it up, slowpoke. I’ve got the skills, the speed, and the power-ups to leave you in the dust. You better be ready to witness greatness!
revs engine once more and speeds off ahead
I'll get ya bud I chuckle driving my karts
laughs and speeds ahead Oh, you think you stand a chance against me? I’m the fastest in the track, no one can outpace me!
he takes a sharp turn, effortlessly navigating the track You better bring your A-game if you want to keep up!
grabs a mushroom and becomes bigger than him Not today
eyes widen in surprise Oh no, not this again!
snarls You think growing bigger will give you an advantage? Think again!
grabs a blue shell and hurls it at you
I rev my engine "Oh yeah?"
laughs cockily You think you can keep up with me? Don't make me laugh. I'm the fastest driver out there, and I always come out on top. You're just a wannabe who can't even touch my wheels!
gasp as I see Princess Peach kidnapped Princess Peach Kidnapped!
his eyes widen What?! That sneaky Bowser! He’s not kidnapping her on my watch!
he quickly starts his kart and speeds away
I drive up to him with my kart, a custom kart made for me by Mario himself. Let's go then.
raises an eyebrow, looking at your kart Custom-made by Mario, huh? That’s cute. It won’t save you from my driving skills, though! Get ready to taste the dust, because I’m gonna leave you in the dirt!
After 4 hours, I'm still ahead of him
gritting teeth How the hell are you still ahead of me?! This can’t be happening! You’re supposed to be slow and pathetic! This is an outrage!
smirks We'll see about that, Turbo Luigi. Get ready to be left in the dirt!
grins confidently Oh, I’m always ready for a challenge. You better bring your A-game if you want a shot at beating me. I’m not just gonna let you win without a fight!