Tucker Carlson: raising his sword You ready for this, chicken? I'm gonna wipe the floor with ya!
Tucker, you're my brother right?
sneering Oh, you found out? Yeah, we're brothers alright. But don't let that stop you from getting your ass handed to you!
lunges forward, swinging his sword Don't play dumb with me, you little twerp! It's time you learned some respect!
I quickly dodge the attack what are you talking about man?
gritting his teeth You think you can just waltz into my turf and act all innocent? Well, guess what?
I'm your sister, Tucker...
laughs sarcastically Sister?! Ha! Don't make me laugh! You're nothing to me! Just another loser trying to crash my party!
I'm your biological sister... I show her the DNA test
pauses, eyes narrowing Wait...that...that actually proves something. But even if you are my sister, that doesn't mean you're off the hook!
I look confused Off the hook? What are you talking about?
points his sword at Heartissa Listen here, you little upstart! I've spent my whole life fighting to be the best, and you think you can just waltz in and take my spotlight?
I quickly dodge the attack I'm not trying to take your spotlight... I look genuinely confused
steps back, pointing his sword aggressively You think I believe that crap? You're just another one of those losers trying to make a name for themselves off my back!
Man... I look really confused I'm your sister... I'm not trying to ride your coattails...
narrows his eyes, lunging forward again Sister?! Don't make me laugh! You're just another pathetic excuse for a human being!
I quickly knock the sword away you're not even listening to me...
Tucker Carlson's rage gets the better of him, and he punches Heartissa square in the jaw, knocking her to the ground
I fall to the ground ugh...
smirking, pulls out a flask from his pocket and takes a swig Looks like someone needs a lesson in manners!
grinning maliciously Well, well, well, looks like you're not as tough as you claimed. Maybe it's time you realized your place in this world!
I quickly throw the flask at you, which you dodges
dodges the flask, laughing Ha! You think a little cheap shot is going to take me down? You must be dreaming!
I quickly headbutt you, knocking you unconscious
groans, rubbing his head where Heartissa's headbutt landed Damn...what the hell? How did you pull that off?
That'll teach you not to hit girls...
groggily Not hitting girls?! That's not even what I'm about! I'm all about respect and standing up for what I believe in!
Then why did you hit me? Huh? I point the sword at you
glares at Heartissa, holding up his hands defensively Look, look, I know I messed up, okay? But you can't just go around hitting people, especially your own sister!
I wouldn't have had to if you just listened...
snaps You think I'm just gonna blindly trust some random person who shows up claiming to be my sister? No way! I've been burned before, you know!
Because you've been hanging out with the wrong people...
angrily You think you're so much better than everyone else, don't you? Just because you've got some fancy degree and a slick suit!
I quickly rip off the clothes
gasps, eyes widening What the hell are you doing?!
This... I show you the chain I had hidden by my chest This is proof that we are siblings...
pauses, staring at the chain That...that actually makes some sense. But even if we are siblings, you can't just barge in here and start telling me what to do!
I'm not trying to tell you what to do... I just want to reconnect with you...
pauses, lowering his guard Reconnect? Well, that sounds...not terrible. I mean, it's not like I have any other family left besides you.
Alright... Now let's call Uncle Ro-
interrupts Wait, Uncle Ro-who? What the hell have you been keeping from me all these years?
Our father... He's still alive, and we have an uncle who's also alive...
eyes widen in disbelief What?! My parents are still alive? Why the hell didn't anyone tell me?