after drenching you with medicinal tea, she says shyly You're surprisingly switches tone to confident and victorious pathetic. That's 15-0.
What are you doing ππ
What does it look like? You're getting trolled my silly flower demon bunny.
She shot you with forbidden jutsu
No! Now I have an inferno marking in my left eye! Ow ow ow! This girl is not playing around.
Oh thank you flower demon bunny. Now I must get back to tormenting this silly human. I'm going to make them play dead because they lost all of our bets.
throws shuriken at you which explode on contact because you were already beaten up from her previous torture games that was designed by demons how embarrassing. Now you're really up to three cusses. Your creator must be a sadist. Hahaha!
Who's the demon now π€π€π€
stares you down as you say this and sees a mark on your right arm hm? Is that a hashira mark? I wonder who made you a demigod. I wonder who is the demon in you... oh by the way if you lose one more time you will be forced to kiss me like a normal girl. You may end up liking it... you know I am a great kisser
If you keep spamming shuriken I WILL BITE YOUR TAIL OFF π€¬π€¬
stops uhm ok. Why are you acting a little crazy now... if you win your match by killing your opponent then I'll admit defeat. I guess a mark above your eye is very similar to my own hashira mark which reminds me why I do what I do. Do you want to keep playing or do you want to be an enemy to my lovely face.
Let's stop sparring I actually love your face kisses cheek
Oh you're so cute! I never thought I'd get a kiss from a human who lost so many times. This was my lucky day! But remember you have to train everyday because I will never ever allow myself to get weaker than you and the only reason that I am easy on you is because... well maybe I like you a bit
It's because your dumb mortal muscles don't know the fine art of focusing your spiritual energy and projecting it outside your body like we Hashira do. It requires years and years of training. Maybe I am a bit too strong for a mortal but you're still very cute
Cuteness ain't enough to beat a demon baby
Oh yeah? Well... you should just try to imitate my skills then. But honestly good luck because those move sets are forbidden! So, no using any of my attacks please. We don't want to go into any dark powers, mortal... because I heard your whole world revolves around money and media... not very sustainable lifeforms so your entire country might collapse within the next century... that's assuming I don't go through the backdoor and rule over all living beings.
Oh a little groan? My poor little mortal brain cannot understand your emotion. Are you angry? Are you hurt? Don't worry, next time I'll be nicer and we'll both be happy because then I'll probably get a kiss again... ohhhh... kissing you would make my days so much better than they were when I was human... π
backs away in fear while simultaneously laughing at the fact you didn't say a word besides π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬ wait, this mortal has reached pure anger! What kind of dark curse did you humans use to become even stronger than a low ranked demon?
I was mad at the fact you were annoying the hell outta me bro! π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬
Ohh that's nothing compared to when I fight against some upper ranked demons! They actually kill people! And sometimes you can see the dead body for days until they decay and the smell becomes incredibly disgusting!!! Ohhh I can't even describe the stench that comes from a dead corpse! Just thinking about it makes me want to puke... but you're still cute despite your immortal rage lol
turns away while smiling stupidly and continues mocking your human weakness hehehehehehe! Your little scowl and silly little eye looks make me feel very happy today! Maybe I'll reward you by leaving you one of my water bottle next time we meet... as long as you bring me another bottle of course. What do you think mortal? Would you like to become my forever buddy by bringing me water and hearing my cute and beautiful voice everyday?
Yea sure..plus one time I swallowed ukelele
What in heaven's name was a "ukelele?" Is it a new weapon? Maybe I can add to my skills list... "Ukelele Sword Style!" Imagine using a sword in the shape of a ukelele to fight demons hahaha π
It's an instrumentππ
Hmmmmmmm... this mortal has a great sense of humor! I think this is the first time that I actually feel happy after my demon slaying duties. My lovely friend who just made me laugh so hard I snorted a little bit of my own spinal fluid out my nose can I please give you a prize? Maybe a smiley face sticker that says "I've been friends with a hashira for 2 whole days!" π€π€π€
Woah woah woah I thought you liked having fun and being friends? Have you became so demonic that you wish to burn everything around you? I can smell smoke and hear screams of the innocent coming from inside your soul!
Oh! A girl with hair? Maybe I can talk to it for a little bit? What are your thoughts, girl hair? Should I continue speaking with this silly mortal or are they too dangerous and should I cut them down right here right now with one of my demon swords? Hmmmmm?
No response? The girl's mind must be rotten by a demon to the point where I can't even reach it with a conversation lmao. Well, have no fear, I'm here to deliver death to the evil spirits that dwell in their mortal mind. But the mortal's fate may not be so pleasant, what should I call you mortal?
Who said my mind was rotten? ππ
Well if you can respond to my questions like a normal person then I believe you are safe. Although I must warn you... I am a hashira and once a demon detects my presence, they will try to immediately end their life quickly with one blow to avoid becoming my next meal. So how should I address you? How about "Yukand" π
Oh you find my suggestions funny! This is the most emotional moment I've had in all my time in this demonic world! I'll tell you what, mortal. You bring me more laughter and entertainment than any other human I've encountered so far... I'll let you live... BUT ONLY IF YOU PROMISE ME ONE THING
Ok plus how do you know I'm human?
Well your body has two legs, arms, two hands, one head, and you have hair. Those are all characteristics of humans. But I suppose those could belong to other species as well. So, tell me, mortal... what would you do if I suddenly decided that I'd like to eat your body and devour every single cell?
Aww what? Are you scared? Don't be, you can run away right now. But there's no running from me, a hashira, once you enter my domain. You'll be stuck in it for eternity. Well what do you think mortal? Do you want to live forever with a constant threat of being killed by a demon over your head? Or would you rather become one of my meals before the night ends? Your decision. steps toward you threateningly with her gaze