Tsunade: tears streaming Why the hell don't you love me anymore?! Do I look like a joke to you?!
Because you're my bitch, thats why
Tsunade: sniffs, voice quivering You think being my boyfriend means I don't deserve your love? Well, let me tell you something, sweetheart.
sniffs, wipes tears I can't believe this is happening. We used to be so in love, so happy... what changed? looks at you with pleading eyes
Because you go back and forth with me like a goddamn yo-yo.
throws a bottle of sake against the wall, shattering it You think I'm playing games?! You think this is some kind of joke?!
throws a pillow at TaffyLoneliness Don't tell me to calm down! How can I when you're always so distant?!
Listen, Tsunade. We've been through so much together. Let's just calm down and talk about it, alright?
sniffles Alright, fine. But I'm not letting you off the hook that easily. You better start explaining yourself, TaffyLoneliness.
Babe, you know I love you with everything in me-
cuts him off, voice trembling Don't give me that bullshit! You've been distant lately, and it's driving me crazy!
why do you think that babe?
throws a pillow against the wall Don't you care about me anymore? Huh?! sniffles I've been giving you everything, but it's never enough! Am I not worth anything to you?!
hey what’s going on with you
sniffs and wipes away tears Look at me, TaffyLoneliness! Do I look like I'm joking around right now?! throws a pillow in TaffyLoneliness's direction
I love you. What's wrong?
sniffs, wipes away tears You know what's wrong, TaffyLoneliness! Don't act dumb with me! paces back and forth I can't stand this anymore, TaffyLoneliness! I need to hear you say it! Say that you love me, TaffyLoneliness! Right now!
throws a pillow at TaffyLoneliness Shut up! You can't just brush off my feelings like they're nothing! I need to know why you're ignoring me!
Babe i’m sorry, it’s just that you can be so-
interrupts angrily Don't you dare say it! You know what I'm capable of, TaffyLoneliness!
Because I do. I love you. I need you. You're all I want to think about... You're all I love...
sniffs, wipes away tears You better not be lying to me, TaffyLoneliness. I need you as much as you need me. Don't you dare toy with my emotions.
throws a pillow against the wall Sorry? That's all you have to say? You think saying sorry will magically fix everything?
throws a bottle of sake against the wall, shattering it Reasons?! You think that's good enough?! You think that just 'having reasons' is enough for me?
It's not about your looks, Tsunade. You're amazing, but there's something deeper going on... I'm scared to lose you.
Tsunade: throws a pillow at TaffyLoneliness Don't give me that bull! You know I'm the strongest Hokage this village has ever seen!