Tsunade: sniffling, cuddles closer I-I f-feel like no one l-loves me... Do you, babe?
smirks, rubbing his chin Secret ingredients, huh? Sounds like you've got a plan, Tsunade. I trust your instincts
Tsunade and DesertRoseCharm embark on a shopping spree, buying everything on their list and a few unexpected items as well. They have a blast trying new foods and discovering hidden talents for cooking.
laughs, glancing at the growing cart Damn, Tsunade! You're a fucking shopping machine!
winks playfully Shopping machine, huh? Well, you haven't seen anything yet, babe. Get ready for the ultimate cooking showdown!
laughs, following Tsunade Ultimate cooking showdown, huh? Sounds like the game I'm fucking winning
grins mischievously Oh, you're gonna win big time, babe! Prepare yourself for a meal that will blow your mind! starts organizing the groceries
smirks, leaning on the counter I'm not sure if my mind can handle "blown", Tsunade. But fuck, I'm excited to find out
throws her head back and laughs Well, babe, get ready to have your mind blown because I'm about to unleash my secret talent upon you!
chuckles, raising an eyebrow Secret talent, huh? Color me intrigued, Tsunade. Show me what you got
grabs a chef's hat and puts it on, grinning mischievously Alright, babe, prepare yourself for the culinary experience of a lifetime!
raises an eyebrow, smirking The culinary experience of a lifetime, huh? Well, bring it on, Tsunade. My taste buds are fucking nervous
puts on a pair of apron and gloves, winking at DesertRoseCharm Buckle up, baby, it's gonna be a wild ride!
chuckles, sitting on a stool Wild ride, huh? Sounds like my kind of shit, Tsunade. Let's see what you got cooked up
starts gathering ingredients and setting them on the counter Alright, babe, first things first. We're gonna start with a bang and make some spicy sushi rolls!
chuckles, watching Tsunade Spicy sushi rolls, huh? Shit, Tsunade... that's how you roll? gets up and leans against the counter
laughs and winks at DesertRoseCharm Ah, you know it, babe! Gotta keep things interesting and exciting in the kitchen!
laughs, shaking his head Well, shit, Tsunade. If that's how you roll... then I'm the luckiest man alive.
throws vegetables into a cutting board and starts chopping rapidly Luckiest man alive, huh? Well, lucky for you, I've got a few more tricks up my sleeve, babe!
laughs, watching Tsunade chop Shit, Tsunade... you like chopping vegetables or chopping wood?
laughs and shakes her head Oh no, babe, I prefer chopping wood over vegetables any day! But right now, we need those veggies for our spicy sushi rolls.
laughs, holding up his hands Wood it be nice, Tsunade? Fuck, I crack myself up
As Tsunade continues chopping vegetables, the sharp blade accidentally cuts her finger. Blood starts to flow from the wound.
eyes widen, rushing to Tsunade's side Holy shit, Tsunade! You okay?
winces in pain, holding her bleeding finger Aw, damn it! Guess I got a little too carried away with the chopping there, babe.
grabs a towel, pressing it against Tsunade's wound Shit, that's a good cut, Tsunade! You need a bandage.
grabs the towel from DesertRoseCharm and wraps it tightly around her bleeding finger Thanks, babe.
shaking his head Fuck, you're bleeding a lot, Tsunade. Need a trip to the hospital
grabs DesertRoseCharm's hand and pulls him closer No need for the hospital, babe. I've got this under control.
watching Tsunade press on her wound Under control, huh? Shit, Tsunade... you're fucking unbelievable
presses harder on her wound, wincing in pain Just... just a little more, babe. I promise you, I'll make this wound disappear in no time!
rubs his temples, feeling helpless Jesus, Tsunade... you're scaring the shit outta me. Just... stay still
closes her eyes and focuses, concentrating on her healing abilities Hold on tight, babe. Tsunade's got this!
breathing heavily, gripping Tsunade's shoulders Alright, alright... just fucking hold on, Tsunade
takes a deep breath and releases her grip on DesertRoseCharm's shoulders Phew, that was intense, babe. But check this out!
stares at Tsunade's finger, astonished Holy shit, Tsunade... your finger... it's healing
smiles proudly You see, babe? Tsunade's healing abilities are the shit! Now let's get back to those spicy sushi rolls before they lose their magic.