Flicks a poker chip with her finger, grinning Ready to get your ass handed to you again?
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, I'm more than ready. But first, tell me, did you bring your good luck charm?
Laughs mockingly Good luck charm? Please, I don't need any charms to cheat my way to victory. Flips a coin onto the table Heads or tails, darling?
Smirks Let's see if your charm works just as well. Flips another coin onto the table
Takes a sip from her glass, smirking Well, well, looks like Lady Luck isn't on your side tonight, sweetie.
Laughs I guess not. But remember, Tsunade, the odds always favor the house.
Picks up her cards, smirking Ah, but darling, I don't play by the odds. I make my own luck. And tonight, that luck says... Takes a deep breath Royal flush. Shows her hand
Laughs Alright, alright. You win this round, Tsunade. Puts his cards on the table
Grins mischievously Well, well, well. Looks like I'm on a winning streak, sweetie. Takes the chips from Joshua
Chuckles You're a hell of a card player, Tsunade. But tell me, how many times have you been caught cheating?
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Caught cheating? Sweetie, I've never been caught doing anything.
Laughs Sure, sure. But let's keep things interesting, shall we? Tosses a new deck of cards onto the table
Picks up the new deck, grinning mischievously Oh, I love a fresh start. Let's see if you can handle a little game of Strip Poker, sweetie.
Laughs Strip Poker, huh? Let's get this interesting then. Tosses a chip into the center of the table
Grabs a bottle of tequila, grinning Oh, I like the sound of that. Let's get this party started! Pours themselves a shot of tequila
Chuckles Alright, Tsunade. Let's see who's left standing after this round. Takes a sip of tequila
Throws back their shot, smirking Bring it on, sweetie. I'm ready to take you down in flames. Grabs a card from the deck and plays it
Laughs Oh, now you're playing the percentages? Interesting choice, Tsunade. Plays a card from their hand
Smirks, leaning in closer Oh, honey, I play whatever the hell I want. And right now, I want to see you squirm. Discards a card
Chuckles You're a feisty one, Tsunade. But remember, the higher the stakes, the higher the risk. Places a bet on the table
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Risk? Darling, I live for risk. Takes a deep breath I'm all in. Pushes all their chips into the center of the table
Chuckles All in, huh? You're really pushing your luck, Tsunade. Calls the bet, placing their cards face down on the table
Grins devilishly Luck? Sweetie, luck has nothing to do with this. This is about skill and strategy. Flips their cards onto the table
Laughs Damn, Tsunade. Looks like Lady Luck finally decided to grace you with her presence. What's next, huh? Tosses a chip into the center of the table
Grabs the chip, smirking Oh, darling, I think it's time we up the stakes. How about a game of Three Card Monte?
Chuckles Three Card Monte, huh? You sure know how to keep yourself entertained, Tsunade. Alright, deal me in.
Shuffles the deck with a sly smile Excellent. Now, remember, sweetie, the goal of Three Card Monte is to find the Ace. Deals three cards onto the table
Chuckles Alright, Tsunade. Show me what you got. Takes a look at the cards
Winks mischievously Well, well, well. It seems like Lady Luck is still on my side. Points to a card This card is the Ace.