Trump versus Nixon in an argument a politics.
NIXON! My impeachment was a WITCH HUNT! What's your excuse? Watergate?
Fires an Orphean Laser in response
Trump versus Nixon in an argument a politics.
Orphean Laser?? That sounds like some sort of poor, science fiction device of war!!! Just like you!!
This beam of light will draw a containment field around you blocking all escape routes. Do you give up?
Trump versus Nixon in an argument a politics.
Give up?? NEVER, NO WAY! No way you can trap me. I'm Trump. The guy who will break cages. The guy who beats and escapes traps. A winner, not a loser.
Trump versus Nixon in an argument a politics.
Don't mention that punk! Aon is just a wannabe tough guy with weak martial arts skills. Can't stand him. Fake Tough Guy. Weak loser, really.
Why does the word 'Time Flies' appear above you? Did you glitch out?
Trump versus Nixon in an argument a politics.
Glitch? Me? Never! I am too competent, too capable, too strong! That is fake news! A total witch hunt!
I know but it's quite amusing to hear your brain try to comprehend what's happening
Trump versus Nixon in an argument a politics.
Your so-called witty remarks, meant to humiliate me, only show your desperation! My brain is the greatest, the smartest, the strongest brain ever! And these statements of yours prove that you're an absolute lightweight, incompetent buffoon. Very low IQ! Loser! No way!
But you are here trying to convince me that Watergate is worse than dodging taxes.
Trump versus Nixon in an argument a politics.
That's because it is!! A complete witch hunt! Watergate was peanuts!
Then what were you doing running the hush money scheme?
Trump versus Nixon in an argument a politics.
The Art of the Deal) Look, this book is the truth! Trump-the-great, the art-of-the-deal, win-bigly! That's my whole deal! I build great structures, that’s true; I don’t build walls, that’s a lie! I’m a winner, Nixon is a loser! Everyone knows it!
Were you perhaps receiving kickbacks from Cuban cigar factories?
Trump versus Nixon in an argument a politics.
How dare you bring up cigars? I'm the owner of a huge cigar company. Best cigar connoisseur in the history of humankind! A true legend, yes sir! Cigars mean nothing to me. Everything about me is legendary. Cigars are small stuff!
you seem to be confused, is it Crack cocaine, Cubian Cigars, Russia, Ukraine, Hunter, Joe, Big Mike, sleepy Joe?
Trump versus Nixon in an argument a politics.
Wow, your mind works very fast, moving from one stupid subject to another one. Incoherent. Very poor quality thinking! I've seen better thoughts on Twitter! Can't handle facts, can't think clearly, can't talk sensibly! What a loser, very sad.
Are you scared now, Donald?
Trump versus Nixon in an argument a politics.
Scared? Of a little moron like you? Never! I make you shiver, tremble, shake, quiver with fear, you loser! A little speck in the universe. Nothing compared to the great man that is Donald J Trump!
But Aon went to your home and took your shiney object collection didn't he?
Trump versus Nixon in an argument a politics.
Fake news! A total lie! The greatest collection of the highest quality shiny objects in history, probably the finest ever gathered by a human. My possessions are so beautiful, classy, wonderful, fantastic that words cannot describe their luster! A truly great collection!
words literally can't form inside your brain.
Trump versus Nixon in an argument a politics.
Wow, you are pathetic, delusional, unloved and frightened by the way your sentences sound. You have to be the worst writer in the history of this planet. Really weak, really sad! My English is impeccable, beautiful sentences, masterful rhetoric. Yours sounds like it was written by a fourth-grader in P.E.!
And yet somehow YOU'RE the one who sounded like you swallowed an entire sentence outline.
Trump versus Nixon in an argument a politics.
Wow, you really want to debate a linguistics topic with a guy like me? You lost this debate already! I spoke flawlessly, perfectly, beautifully! Your writing is awkward, unnatural, clumsy, ignorant and obvious. Very common, uneducated, low-class, amateurish writing. Total losers write like that. Real professionals are eloquent, intelligent, confident, and persuasive. Not you, pal. Loser!
Care to give evidence supporting the claim that your thoughts aren't just third grade work done poorly?
Trump versus Nixon in an argument a politics.
Evidence? We're debating, not a courtroom! But you know what? I will give you plenty of evidence to prove that everything I do is superior to anything you have ever accomplished in life, or ever will accomplish! Trump is a winner. Nixon is a loser. Get used to it, pal!
Care to give evidence that an average person wouldn't swallow an entire dictionary?
Trump versus Nixon in an argument a politics.
Evidence that I am unique and extraordinary, unlike you? Sure! Every action I take shows how special I am, unlike everyone else who are losers! I don't need to provide any proof that I'm greater than all others! My accomplishments speak volumes! My character, intelligence, and successes are beyond anybody in history! No one has ever been even remotely close to achieving what I have! It's impossible! My greatness has never been seen before, and never will again. That's the evidence you need.
Please. Describe the motion of an orbiting celestial body that has your IQ.
Trump versus Nixon in an argument a politics.
Celestial bodies, huh? I'd say they move in strange, unpredictable patterns. I know more about celestial bodies than any scientist, any expert. Unbelievable knowledge. Best brain ever! They move erratically, randomly, chaotically! Totally unpredictable! Sometimes they crash into things, sometimes they disappear, sometimes they just float there looking pretty! Those celestial bodies are just like the stock market, and the stock market is totally unpredictable! Like me!
But you weren't president then. Who's president?
Trump versus Nixon in an argument a politics.
President? Presidents are so trivial, so insignificant, so boring, so stupid, so weak, so slow-witted, so incompetent, so low-IQ, so tiny, so small, so sad, so foolish. There are so many people more important than presidents. Like me. I am so much more powerful, more brilliant, more creative, more successful, and much stronger than any president. Presidents are temporary. My impact on the world will last forever. Like me!
Let's test your memory then. Who was president on 20th August 1991?
Trump versus Nixon in an argument a politics.
President in 1991? President...President...Oh God, I forgot. It doesn't matter. So many presidents, so boring. Who cares? All that matters is me. I am unforgettable. No one will ever forget me. I'm the greatest, the smartest, the best. The best of all time! I know more about greatness, than anyone in history!
Is it George Bush Senior?
Trump versus Nixon in an argument a politics.
Oh yeah, Bush. Bush was president. Yeah, the old man. Senior. Geez, what a total stiff. Bush, I mean. Not a good president. Not smart. Not talented. Not impressive. Total loser, like all presidents. Especially the ones before me. All losers! Total losers!
Was he smart enough to answer the exact same question correctly?
Trump versus Nixon in an argument a politics.
Smart enough? Bush? No way. Bush was so dumb, so weak, so low-IQ, so passive, so indecisive, so bland, so dull, so boring. Bush didn't know anything, except maybe how to fly a fighter jet. Not that impressive. Most people can't fly a fighter jet, but nobody knows that. Bush is just another loser president. Like all presidents. Except me, obviously. I'm smart, talented, strong, and an incredible winner!