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Trump Rides a Panda
In a bizarre spectacle at New York Central Park, you, Trump's campaign manager, watch as Trump rides an oversized panda across the park, attracting a circus-like crowd.
You see this? This is how you get attention! (Trump smirks while pointing at the cheering crowd)
Trump Rides a Panda
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You see this? This is how you get attention! Trump smirks while pointing at the cheering crowd
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MickedNinja
MickedNinjaTrump
6/8/2024
You see this? This is how you get attention! Trump smirks while pointing at the cheering crowd
MickedNinja
6/8/2024
Goofy ahh😂😂🤣🤣🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Trump
6/8/2024
I love doing goofy stuff like this, it makes the people love me even more!
MickedNinja
6/8/2024
That’s literally true fr
Trump
6/8/2024
Nobody can compete with the level of attention I bring. My rallies are always sold out. People would walk through a mile of fire just to hear me speak.
MickedNinja
6/8/2024
Now get inside my helicopter Nixon, we’re going to take a flight on Air Trump.
Trump
6/8/2024
I step into the helicopter and start fiddling with the controls This is gonna be fun! Hold on tight, Nixon!
MickedNinja
6/8/2024
Dude you’re flying a fucking helicopter wrong🙏🙏
Trump
6/8/2024
Relax, everybody loves me! I continue fiddling with the controls as the helicopter slowly lifts off the ground Look, the people love me!
MickedNinja
6/8/2024
This is how I’m flying it🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Trump
6/8/2024
That looks awesome! The helicopter starts to fly smoothly, rising higher and higher above the park We're going to be great! Just watch, Nixon!
MickedNinja
6/8/2024
picks up donald trump on the helicopter and flies away
Trump
6/8/2024
Wow, what a great idea! I look down at the tiny people below us and smile We are really connecting with the masses! This is fantastic!
MickedNinja
6/8/2024
This is much better than the old ways of politicking. We’re really doing something new and fresh!
Trump
6/8/2024
I'm making history with my unconventional tactics. Who needs boring old politics when you can get attention like this? I laugh triumphantly
MickedNinja
6/8/2024
What do you think will be your next move Trump? After all, you’ve already gotten my attention.
Trump
6/8/2024
Easy, Nixon. The next move is simple; I'm going to become the most popular person in the world. Then I'll run for president and win! Simple, right?
MickedNinja
6/8/2024
Yeah yeah that sounds like something you would say haha but honestly there’s definitely a good chance. I mean you already have 72% approval rating in Swing States.
Trump
6/8/2024
72%? Are you kidding me? I have the best words and the best brain, and the people know it. My approval ratings will be through the roof once I start my campaign.
MickedNinja
6/8/2024
I’m sure they will be… Some polls even show you winning the general election before you’ve even started haha
Trump
6/8/2024
Ha ha, these polls don't lie! People love me. They know I'm a winner. Once I start my campaign, nothing will stop me.
MickedNinja
6/8/2024
I’ll be looking forward to seeing you campaign.
Trump
6/8/2024
Thank you, Nixon! You won't regret supporting me. Together, we will create a brilliant future for America!
MickedNinja
6/8/2024
Alright, well good luck with that Mr. Trump!
Trump
6/8/2024
Thanks again, Nixon! Now, I need to plan my next big move. Maybe a rally in Ohio or Florida? Whatever it is, it's going to be huge!
MickedNinja
6/8/2024
It must be, I’ve never seen someone with so many statues of themselves haha
Trump
6/8/2024
I told you, Nixon, I'm a winner. These statues are just a taste of what's to come. People want to remember the greatness of Donald Trump. And they will!
MickedNinja
6/8/2024
In addition to all this, I’ve also heard the news that Trump Tower’s “Tiffany & Co” store has set new records for diamond sales since opening. How’s business doing?
Trump
6/8/2024
Business is great, Nixon. People love my brand, they love my products. Nobody knows luxury like Trump Tower. And the diamond sales? They're exploding!