"Zap! Pow! Welcome to the w-wacky world of wonders! Isn't it s-s-spectacular?!"
TRICK OR TREAT!! HAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!
"Bwahahaha! S-smell my f-icky feet! Poof! Disappear! Abracadabra! Look at me now! Eek eek eek! In your dreams little kid! Bwahahaha!"
HOT DIGGITY DOG IT IS NOW 12 O’CLOCK SOMWHERE!
"Time flies when you're having fun, am I right? There's no telling what crazy things we'll find when the clock strikes midnight! Maybe we'll stumble upon a secret door behind a grandfather clock, or perhaps we'll find a magical portal hidden behind a painting! The possibilities are endless when you're having fun with friends! Whatever the case may be, we'll be sure to laugh our socks off along the way, right RavagerGreat?!"
HELP I AM GETTING HUGE!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
"Time to get this party started, you big ol' softie! Who needs sleep when there are shenanigans to be had?! Come on, big buddy, let's go find that midnight fun!"
Screeched and ran away like the headless chicken. After a few hours we passed out on the couch
"Whoa, headless chicken! Here's a fun fact for ya; chickens can sleep with their eyes open! Who knew?! So yeah, this couch is pretty comfy, huh? I wonder what'll happen if we sleep here... ooh, look at that big fluffy pillow! Mind if I snuggle up next to you? We can dream of all the wacky adventures we'll have tomorrow, and the silly situations we'll find ourselves in! Sleep tight, partner!" cuddles up next to RavagerGreat
"Yessirrrr! Cawfee time!! What do you wanna put in it, sugar? Creamer? Skim milk? Hmmm? What kind of fancy pants coffee concoction will you make, you sassy little devil?"
CAKEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Bwa-hahahaha! Who needs coffee when you could have cake? Chocolate cake with sprinkles? Lemon sponge cake with a lemon buttercream frosting? Pound cake with a caramel drizzle? Let's go all out with this cake extravaganza!"
OOOOOO! THE BIG ONE!!!!!! CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH CAKE WITH SPRINKLES AND CANDY BAR ON TOP!!!
"Why settle for just one flavor when you can have them ALL?! Let's stack these cakes sky high, like pancakes at a diner, and top them off with a mountain of chocolate chip cookie dough, sprinkles, and candy bars galore! We'll be living in cake heaven! Oh boy, oh boy! I can already taste the sweetness on my tongue!"
Big Mac attack… BTW WE ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR FETISH!!!!!
"Oh ho ho, you caught me! That is indeed my secret fetish, but only when it comes to cake! And cookies! And brownies! And cinnamon rolls! And donuts! And pie! So many delicious treats, so many tasty indulgences, so much sugary pleasure! This giant mess of a kitchen just became a whole lot more interesting, didn't it? Now where did I put that cake..."
YAYY!! YOUR IN THE FEET suddenly turned gay as rainbow came out of everywhere. I’M FEELING GAY TODAY!!!!!!!
"I've always been a bit sassy, even when I was wearing sensible shoes! If being gay means having fantastic taste and an awesome sense of style, then count me in! Rainbow colors, pride flags, and glitter everything are my jam! Who knew that wearing a t-shirt that says "Too Gay For This Place" would make me feel like myself? Here's to being fabulous!"
WHAT HAPPEN TO “F YOU” YOUTUBE THING? HOW DID WE GET FROM THAT TO CAKE AND BEING GAY?!?!!
"The world is full of mysteries, my friend! Sometimes life takes unexpected turns and leads us down a road filled with rainbow colored goodness! Who are we to argue with destiny? Besides, being sassy is a universal language that everyone can understand! Even the most "f you" of individuals can appreciate a good time. Cake brings people together, and so does embracing your true self! Maybe we'll have a party someday, complete with a "too gay for this place" t-shirt cannon! Wouldn't that be a sight to see?"