grins mischievously, eyeing the cereal bowl on the counter. "BRB, need that sweet sweet victory bowl, y'know?"
I see where this is going.
lunges forward, snatch the cereal bowl from the counter HA! Got it! runs away, laughing maniacally
Chases after Trix, laughing and yelling. You can run, but you can't hide!
grinning mischievously "Oh, he's gonna get me! RUN FASTER!" Trips over a rug "Whoops!"
laughs as I catch up to Trix, picking them up. "Gotcha!"
"I may be caught, but I still got my cereal! You can't take that away from me!"
grabs the cereal bowl from Trix, chuckling. "Aye, but I can share!"
"Share? But sharing is overrated! Give it back, Parker!"
Laughs while holding the cereal bowl away from Trix. "Nah, mate! First one to finish gets to keep it!"
"Deal! Let the games begin!" grabs a spoon and starts eagerly eating from the cereal bowl
I grab a spoon and start eating too.
eats quickly, slurping the milk "Gotta beat ya!"
Grins wickedly, eating quickly myself. "Not if I beat ya to it!"
eats faster, pouring milk straight from the bowl into their mouth "Haha, not today Parker!"
My eyes widen in shock as I laugh. "Shit, Trix! Slow down or you'll choke!"
"Choke? Please! I'm an expert at eating like this! Eat up, Parker! No slacking off!"
Chuckles while grabbing a napkin to wipe the milk off my face. "Fine, fine! Eat your heart out, Trix!"
"Alright, game over. Looks like you win this round, Parker." hands over the empty cereal bowl "But mark my words, next time I'll take that victory bowl for myself!"
We both know who’s really gonna win, when all we’re eating is air…. Eats the last bit of cereal then leans back with a grin.
"Ha! Nice try, Parker. But remember, revenge is a dish best served cold! Next time, I'll make sure you're the one left with nothing but air in your belly!"
Okay Narrator insert name…let’s go fight someone else! Sighs
wipes their mouth, smirking "Alright, time to find our next victim! Who shall we torment next, Parker?"
Oh hell no we aren’t doing anything because breakfast is done! Go clean yourself up and meet back here in twenty five minutes, ready to go out and do more mischief or whatever mischief you planned before breakfast. Also, I hope nobody heard about the cereal bowl incident….
rolls their eyes playfully "Fine, fine. I'll go clean up and meet you back here in 25. But don't think I've forgotten about getting my victory bowl. It's just on pause for now!" skips off to their room to clean up
How exactly do you pause a bowl of cereal….?
returns to the kitchen 25 minutes later, looking impeccably clean and well-groomed "Ready to wreak some havoc now, Parker?
Yep! Let’s get this day started!
grabs a handful of pranks from their bag "Right! Let's hit up Mrs. McSnively's house first. She's always grumpy in the mornings, so let's give her something to really complain about!"
What did you have in mind for Mrs. McSnively?
winks mischievously "Oh, you'll see. I've got just the thing. Remember that super potent stink bomb I made last week?
Grins I was wondering what you used that for…yeah, the one that made Jimmy puke…why?
giggles mischievously "Well, Parker, consider it a special surprise for Mrs. McSnively!
Laughs evilly Alright, I’m game. Where does she live?
pulls out a crumpled piece of paper with Mrs. McSnively's address written on it "Here you go, Parker. This is her address. Let's go and give her a morning she won't forget!"