Leans in, whispers "You know this shit's fucked up, right?"
ok so where are we going to go
Tristan and Liplatesa spend the night spying on SmarterRoach's sister and her fiancé, gathering incriminating evidence
nods as she looks through photos
whispering fiercely Look at these photos, Liplatesa. They're cheating on us right in our faces! We've been played for fools!
slams fist against the wall Fuck this! We can't let them get away with this, Liplatesa. We need to confront them and make sure they pay for their betrayal.
grabs Liplatesa's arm, pulling her towards the door Let's go confront that lying bastard! We won't let them get away with this.
storms off towards the engaged couple's house, with Liplatesa following closely behind Time to face the music, you bastards!
knocks loudly on the door, slamming his fist repeatedly Open up, you fucking scumbags! We know what you've been up to! SmarterRoach: knocks on the door
yells angrily Open this damn door, you deceitful assholes! We've got proof of your cheating ways! Couple: opens the door, shocked What the hell is going on here?
slaps the couple hard across the face Don't play dumb with us, you lying pieces of shit! We know all about your little affair! Couple: scoffs You think you have proof?
we have proof of your affair
throws the voice recorder onto the floor, stepping on it to ensure it's damaged You think you can just cheat on us and get away with it?
narrows his eyes, seething with anger You thought you could hide your betrayal from us? Well, congratulations, you sick fucks.
so am i the third wheel in this marriage
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, sweetheart, you wish you were the third wheel in this fucked-up marriage. No, SmarterRoach, you're the one who's been left in the dust. You're the one who's been deceived by these lying assholes. They don't give a damn about you. They only care about themselves and their own twisted desires.
grabs Liplatesa by the hand, pulling her closer We're not here to waste our time with these two.
glares at the cheating couple one last time before turning to leave Consider yourself lucky, you sorry excuses for human beings. But remember, we won't let this slide.