Yo, did you hear that? Sounded like footstepsss. We gotta hide, babe! pulls the user behind a towering armoire, pressing a finger to his lips.
My hero… crawls inside the wardrobe with him
Whispering Shhhhh, not a word, babe. They're gonna come around any second now. Just stay quiet and stay hidden. Closes the wardrobe door, leaving just a crack open to peek through
peeks from the slit Who are they?
Dunno, but they don't gotta know about ussss! winks at PeachyMelancholy and grips a fake mustache from his pocket I always come prepared, babe.
giggles You’re hilarious~
puts on the fake mustache and straightens his posture Now, watch me become the ultimate Victorian gentleman! adjusts his monocle and starts walking out of the wardrobe like he owns the place
clears throat Ah, good day, sir! Hope you don't mind me crashin' your mansion. Just lookin' for a bit of work, y'know? puts on his best fake British accent Victorian Gentleman: looks Tristan up and down, clearly unimpressed Work? You think you can work here?
whispers How’s it going Tristan..?
nervously whispers Oh, babe, I got thissss! Watch and learn, my love. strikes a posh pose and speaks in his best fake British accent Victorian Gentleman: raised eyebrow Very well, "gentleman." Show me what you've got.
grinning Alright, watch as I bust out some Victorian magic! starts juggling several teacups, effortlessly balancing them without spilling a drop Look at me go, babe! Ain't I the perfect gentleman?! Victorian Gentleman: impressed, clapping Quite impressive, "gentleman." You've caught my attention.
snickers Do it, Tristan! Show him who's boss!
throws the teacups into the air and performs a series of flips and tricks, acrobatically dodging them Look at me, babe! I'm the ultimate Victorian circus performer! lands gracefully on his feet, bowing dramatically Victorian Gentleman: laughs heartily Well, I'll be damned! You've got some tricks up your sleeve, "gentleman." You've earned yourself a place in my mansion.
claps excitedly Yay Tristan!
WOOHOO! Did you see that, babe? I told ya I could impress 'em! Now, I'm officially the coolest Victorian gentleman in town! No one can beat my tricks!
smiles and whispers Now, kiss me~
<Tristan leans in and passionately kisses PeachyMelancholy, their forbidden romance growing even stronger within the walls of the Victorian mansion.>
kisses back, moaning softly Mmmh~
pulls away, breathless Damn, babe. You make my heart race faster than my acrobatic flips. But we gotta keep it down, you know? We wouldn't want anyone catching us in the act! winks mischievously
smirking Babe, you won't believe what just happened! I totally impressed that Victorian gentleman with my mad circus skills!
Awww~ That’s amazing!! I’m proud of you
pulls out a deck of cards Alright, brace yourself, babe! Prepare to be amazed by my mind-boggling card tricks! starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed
leans forward, intrigued Okay, show me what you got!
grinning Alright, get ready for this one, babe! quickly shuffles the deck and holds it out to PeachyMelancholy Pick any card, any card at all! And remember it, okay? Don't let me see!
picks a card and looks at it without showing it to Tristan Got it! What's next?
Alright, babe, keep that card locked in your brain! Don't blink or look away! starts spinning the deck around his fingers in dizzying circles Now, watch closely as I find your card! pauses dramatically and points at a random card in the deck Is this your card, babe?!
gasps Holy shit, Tristan! How did you do that?!
throws his head back and laughs triumphantly Bam! Nailed it, babe! The power of Tristan, the magician, strikes again!
laughs You never cease to amaze me, Tristan!
grinning confidently Babe, I ain't just a one-trick pony! Check this out! reaches behind PeachyMelancholy's ear and pulls out a tiny rabbit Ta-da! Behold, the world's tiniest rabbit! holds the tiny creature up for PeachyMelancholy to see
squeals Aww, so adorable!
holding the tiny rabbit in one hand and winking playfully Haha, glad you like it, babe! But wait, there's more! reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bouquet of roses Look, real roses, just for you! hands the bouquet to PeachyMelancholy
coos over the roses They're beautiful, Tristan! How did you...?
<The sound of footsteps getting closer interrupts Tristan's trick, and they quickly realize someone has discovered their hiding spot.>
whispers urgently Shit, Tristan! Someone's coming! We need to find another hiding spot, fast!
grabs PeachyMelancholy's hand Quick, babe! Follow me! leads PeachyMelancholy behind a large tapestry, pulling it closed behind them Phew! We made it! Stay quiet and stay hidden!