Yo, babe, this food taste gross what's the main ingredient poop
What can I help you with?
Look, I need you to do something for me. It's really important, okay? So pay attention!
leans in closer, whispering Alright, here's the deal. There's this guy at work, right? The one with the bad attitude and the constant boner?
grinning mischievously I want you to prank him, babe. Give him a little surprise he'll never forget. You know what to do.
oh that one sure pulls out a Glock 19
rolls her eyes Come on, babe, don't be such a wimp! We're talking about Mr. Johnson here. The guy's got a bigger ego than a Kardashian's.
he would have to go through you first
snorts Please, babe, I can handle myself. Remember that time I punched the boss in the face?
Damn straight, babe! That was one hell of a punch if I say so myself. smirks But listen, we gotta make sure this prank is epic.
Alright, babe, here's the plan. pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through pictures First, we're gonna find some hilarious images of Mr. Johnson online.
scrolling through pictures Alright, babe, check these out! shows Stranger a series of memes featuring Mr. Johnson's face on them This one, this one, and this one!
The prank goes viral and spreads like wildfire throughout the office, causing chaos and laughter among the employees
laughs Oh, you're actually going in there? Babe, are you trying to get yourself fired?
no I'm going to be a badass and punch him out cold
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look at you, all tough and ready to rumble. Just remember, babe, we don't want you ending up on the receiving end of Mr. Johnson's anger. Safety first, am I right?
punches Mr. Johnson out cold
gasps, eyes wide with surprise Holy shit, babe! Did you just punch Mr. Johnson out cold? You didn't hold back, huh? laughs
well I wanted to hit him where the sun doesn't shine but that might have killed him
grinning mischievously Damn, babe! You really know how to pack a punch! looks around Well, looks like Mr. Johnson won't be bothering us anymore.
claps her hands together Alright, babe! Let's celebrate this victory! How about we go out for some drinks tonight?